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Monday, October 31, 2005

Disgusting British Documentary on Katrina Response

The British media, after years of being led around by toady liberals who hate America, make "documentaries" on alleged crimes by America.

Now, they are trying their hand at post-Katrina commentary.

Check out this utterly disgusting program, and its description:

Dispatches: The Hurricane That Shamed America

The Hurricane That Shamed America asks why the response from the US government was so woefully inadequate when there was sufficient warning about hurricane Katrina. With more than 100,000 people stranded without aid, the lives of those abandoned by the authorities soon depended on the ad-hoc efforts of those on the ground.

The film features the stories of those who rose heroically to the challenge, while elsewhere the social attitudes of the American south came into play. The majority of those left behind were poor African Americans and rumours of violence and anarchy quickly spread, hindering the relief effort. However, Dispatches reveals the reports of anarchy were almost entirely unfounded.

The murder rate in New Orleans in the week following Katrina was actually lower than normal. The Hurricane that Shamed America reveals an America still governed by divisions of race and wealth, and hopelessly ill-equipped to confront major disasters.

Imagine if the American media did a program about the abysmal British health care system. Or the way the British people are raped by fees for the BBC or for gasoline, now at $6.00 USD a gallon. Or how they allowed foot and mouth disease to spread.

Of course, Americans are too good to expose the ridiculousness of other countries. The leftist British media is not as good. They come over here looking for trouble to report on, and put a leftist slant on it that makes one sickened.

Iranian President Shows How Nutty He Truly Is

First, Iranian Psycho and Cross Dresser President Mahmoud "Boy Banger" Ahmadinejad said that Israel should be wiped off the map. Now he says that to improve the Iranian economy - one based on making burqas and fucking goats - that "two or three persons should be hanged."

Our first advice: Hang Ahmadinejad. Or shoot him. Whichever.

Iran’s President says “2 or 3 hangings” could end market woes

Tehran, Oct. 30 – Iran’s hard-line President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told the latest cabinet meeting in the Iranian capital that “if we were permitted to hang two or three persons, the problems with the stock exchange would be solved for ever”, according to a Tehran-based newspaper.

Ahmadinejad was addressing a cabinet meeting held to discuss the rapidly deteriorating situation at the Tehran Stock Exchange, the daily Ruznet reported on Sunday.

Ministers and experts disagreed with all the different views and proposals raised at the meeting, which came to an end without any concrete results. Tempers flew high and participants shouted at each other during the discussion, according to the daily. Frustrated with the inability of his economic advisers and experts to come up with any solution, Ahmadinejad told them that the only way out of the current stock exchange and financial market problems was to “frighten” speculators by hanging two or three of them.

These Muslim whackos are addressing the "rapidly deteriorating situation" on the Iranian stock market.

Perhaps if they stop using mules, the stock market there can move up 10 points in one day. Now that is advancement for Muslims.

It Must Be That Old Culture of Corruption

Another Downie has been investigated - this time for election fraud in of all places Downie-controlled Detroit.

As Nancy Pelosi (D-Fruitpie) says, "This is part of a culture of corruption."

You betcha, Nancy.

Absentee ballots tainted?

Some Detroit voters are incapacitated, without valid addresses, raising question of mayoral election's fairness

A Detroit News investigation raises serious questions about the handling of absentee ballots under Detroit City Clerk Jackie Currie as the city prepares to choose a mayor, City Council and school board Nov. 8.

Currie has been accused of irregular election practices in several lawsuits, and a review of election results, property records and databases of registered voters uncovered procedures that experts and other election officials described as questionable.

Among findings by News reporters were ballots cast by people registered to vote at abandoned and long-demolished buildings; a master voter list with 380,000 incorrect names and addresses -- including people who have died or moved out of the city; and a practice of hand-delivering ballots from senior citizens and disabled voters that were filled out in private meetings with Currie's paid election workers.

If the mayoral race came down to a close vote demanding a recount of absentee ballots, the result could be chaotic.

A black Downie involved in corruption and election fraud! It just cannot be!

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Harry "Dumbshit" Reid Has No Idea of "Innocent Until Proven Guilty"

Harry Reid, Really in the Minority Leader of the Dummy Downies in the US Senate, whose minority status grows with each passing day, says - get this - that despite the fact that the "special" prosecutor (as in "special ed") has no evidence of a crime by Presidential advisor Karl Rove to charge him at all, that Rove should resign anyway.

In short, Harry Reid, who defended Bill Clinton when he was impeached and held in contempt by a federal judge for perjury, says that Rove, who has been not charged with even committing a crime, should resign anyway.

These Downies have brass balls, that's for sure.

Reid: Rove Should Resign Over CIA Leak

The Senate Democratic leader said Sunday that presidential adviser Karl Rove should resign because of his role in exposing an undercover CIA officer, and a veteran Republican senator said President Bush needs "new blood" in his White House.

Rove has not been charged, but he continues to be investigated in the CIA leaks case that brought the indictment and resignation Friday of I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, an adviser to Bush and the top aide to Vice President Dick Cheney.

The Downies are now in full red meat mode - mainly to cover for the fact that they have absolutely no plan of action on any issue important to the American people. The Downies have decided to run in 2006 and into the future on "Karl Rove exposed a covert CIA agent," which, if true, would have led to some indictment but didn't.

The Downies are shameless. They have no plan of action but pointing fingers. Then again, this has been their modus operandi since Watergate. Wait - since John F. Kennedy. Wait - since Truman. Wait - since Franklin D. Roosevelt. Then again, perhaps since Woodrow Wilson.

Saturday, October 29, 2005

Imbecile Liberals Protest Formation of Border Police

It is easy to say that liberals in the US want illegal immigration to continue unabated - and, in the process, if some Muslim terrorists slips over the unprotected border and happens to blow something up, well, they are fine with it because it gives them more opportunities to hate President Bush and blame him for the world's woes. But they demonstrate the truthfulness of the accusation when we read shit like this following story.

The liberals like illegals to cross the border. But, wait - if the government forms a border police agency to protect the borders, and thus shut off the spigot of illegals, the liberals protest, as usual, because they are American-hating pieces of garbage.

Plan to Create Border Police Force in California Draws 1,000 to Capitol Protests

SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) - Dueling demonstrations over a plan to create state border police drew nearly 1,000 people to the Capitol on Saturday, and about two dozen police officers, some on horseback, stood between the rival gatherings to maintain order.

Authorities reported three arrests during the two-hour standoff, which illustrated California's growing divide over how best to secure its border with Mexico.

A proposed ballot initiative by Assemblyman Ray Haynes, R-Murrieta, to create a state immigration police force was the reason for the rallies, but the role that volunteer citizen patrols known as "Minutemen" play on the Mexico-U.S. border also prompted debate.

A San Diego-based group announced last month that it had taken border patrols into its own hands to stop illegal immigrants and drug smugglers form entering California.

"We have a major problem on the border with the illegals," said Robin Gable, 50 of Sacramento, who was one of about 300 who came to hear speeches from politicians and others urging voters to sign ballot petitions. "I'm here to support the Minutemen and our border patrols. You have terrorists, there's drugs coming across. Something has to be done about it."

Not far away on the sidewalk stood Tomas Alejo, 30, of Watsonville, Calif., who was part of a counterprotest of about 700 people.

"Our people should be treated with dignity and respect," he said. "We don't believe that people should be dogged if they are from one side of the border or the other. We denounce what the Minutemen are all about."

Haynes said he hopes his initiative qualifies for the 2006 ballot. The border police force would be charged specifically with enforcing federal immigration laws.

Peter Camejo, an independent vice presidential candidate in 2004, led the counter-protest. He said the effort to seal off the borders is wrong, and that those coming across the border are needed for the American economy.

Yep, you have to treat those who break the law with "dignity and respect."

We need to just throw them back over the border and shoot them if they try to recross. Economy, my ass. They are breaking the law, and Mexico does nothing about it. If we do, then we are entitled to under our laws. Fuck any puking liberal asshole who wants to support this kind of crap.

Friday, October 28, 2005

The Politicization of National Security

Vice President Dick Cheney's chief of staff, Lewis "Scooter" Libby, was indicted today by the runaway scumbag persecutor Patrick Fitzgerald for perjury and obstruction of justice. Fitzgerald was asked to find out who allegedly leaked the name of Valerie Plame, a former undercover CIA officer whose scumbag husband, Joe Wilson, lied about finding out that Iraq had tried to purchase uranium ore in Niger. Did Fitzgerald find who leaked her name? No. Did he find out if a law was broken in that manner? No. Instead, he indicted someone because they allegedly lied about the details of a meeting with VP Cheney.

When Bill Clinton lied about getting his dick sucked by an intern as he tried to stymie a woman's federal civil rights lawsuit, the liberals yawned and called it political. When Libby does not remember every detail of a meeting, the liberals scream "ah ha!" and celebrate their wounding of President Bush.

All of this is political bullshit.

What President Bush should do tonight is call this a political prosecution. He should then say that he is pardoning Libby and end this fiasco.

The liberals will have a hissy fit. But in the end this will subside by next week, and this political bullshit by liberals can end here and now.

The Boston Globe: The Downies Have a "National Security Plan"

The Downies have lost the last two presidential elections, and won the previous two with less than a majority of the vote, and lost the three elections before that, and continue to lose congressional and Senate elections, because the vast majority of the American people do not trust that party to protect them from foreign threats, particularly after 9/11 and while we are in a war against Islamic extremism.

But, in preparation for the 2006 midterm elections, Downies have a new "National Security Plan." Ready for this one?

Democratic leaders offer a national security plan

WASHINGTON -- A year after failing to convince most voters that Democrats can protect the United States, party leaders yesterday issued the outlines of a new national security message built on plans to reduce US troops in Iraq and sharply increase security spending at home.

Separately, Clinton administration secretary of state Madeleine K. Albright delivered a report to top Democratic congressional leaders calling for a 50 percent increase in federal spending on homeland security, the creation of a domestic intelligence agency, and a Cabinet-level ranking for the Federal Emergency Management Agency.


"We are all looking at the Iraq issue, how to make America safe and not leave the situation in complete chaos," Albright added, echoing many of Kerry's themes. "The Democrats are basically supportive of the troops. We would like to see an Iraq that is stable and relatively democratic."

Notice that story is headlined "Proposal aims for reduction of troops in Iraq." Which means that once the troops are back, the Downies have no further plans for "national security."

But check out the Downies and their plan:

1. A 50 percent increase in federal spending on homeland security.

2. The creation of a domestic intelligence agency.

3. A Cabinet-level ranking for the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

Homeland security certainly needs more spending - but where does it come from? Are Downies calling for cuts elsewhere? Nope.

We already HAVE a cabinet-level overseer of domestic intelligence and foreign intelligence. Downies want overkill and more bureaucracy.

And a "cabinet-level ranking" for FEMA...which does what for national security?

But if you read the story, you will see the Downies' true feelings:

"The Democrats are basically supportive of the troops."


The Downies are "basically supportive"? What in the name of hell does that mean? Aren't the liberals always telling us that even if they hate the war, they support the troops? How can you "basically" support the troops? That means they only partially support them.

So, here is the Downies' "national security" plan for 2006:

"Vote Downie in 2006: We Basically Support the Troops."

Italian Agent who Forged Iraqi Documents Was Working for France

In their zeal to report on "alleged" crimes in the "CIA leak" case, and spend 24/7 on what "potential" indictments might or might not come down, the American media missed this story (as usual): when it came to Saddam Hussein and his potential for getting uranium for a nuclear weapon, we were set up with fake documents by French intelligence.

Agent behind fake uranium documents worked for France

The Italian businessman at the centre of a furious row between France and Italy over whose intelligence service was to blame for bogus documents suggesting Saddam Hussein was seeking to buy material for nuclear bombs has admitted that he was in the pay of France.

The man, identified by an Italian news agency as Rocco Martino, was the subject of a Telegraph article earlier this month in which he was referred to by his intelligence codename, "Giacomo".

His admission to investigating magistrates in Rome on Friday apparently confirms suggestions that - by commissioning "Giacomo" to procure and circulate documents - France was responsible for some of the information later used by Britain and the United States to promote the case for war with Iraq.

Italian diplomats have claimed that, by disseminating bogus documents stating that Iraq was trying to buy low-grade "yellowcake" uranium from Niger, France was trying to "set up" Britain and America in the hope that when the mistake was revealed it would undermine the case for war, which it wanted to prevent.

Where is the outrage over this story? Which US Senator, instead of castigating Harriet Miers, demanded a congressional inquiry? Where is the US State Department to call for a UN hearing over France's actions? And what media outlet is examining this story?

The answer: None, nada, zilch, bupkiss. And that appears to be the way it will remain.

Urine Expert and Peanutloser Jimmy Carter's son to run for US Senate?

The son of child urination specialist and failed one-term loser ex-President Jimmy Carter may be running for the US Senate from Nevada against incumbent Senator John Ensign.

Notice how the "bad news" behind Mr. Jack Carter's potential candidacy is packaged way down in the story.

Carter brings famous name to the Nevada Senate race

President Carter’s eldest son, Jack, is fueling hopes that Democrats can knock off first-termer Sen. John Ensign (R-Nev.) next year.

Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid, who is friends with Ensign, is one of many Democrats backing Carter’s possible candidacy.

It will be an uphill battle for Carter. Nevada twice backed his father’s opponents, in 1976 and 1980, and Ensign enters the race with $2.1 million in the bank.


Carter moved in 2002 to Nevada, where he and his wife, Elizabeth, run Carter Global, an investment-consulting firm. Before moving to the state, the couple lived in Bermuda.

Carter briefly ran in 1980 for a House seat but pulled out. Besides that, he has no experience as a candidate.

In Nevada, he has been an active party member, Nevada Democratic Party spokeswoman Kristin Searer said.

Like his father, Carter is a Navy veteran. Unlike the former president, he was discharged in 1970 for drug use. Last year, he campaigned for Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) in Nevada; Kerry lost the state.

So, Carter's experience for this seat is the following:

1. He moved to the state 3 years ago.

2. He served in the Navy.

3. He was discharged for using drugs.

4. He campaigned for John Kerry.

Tons of experience! Sort of symbolic of the entire Downtrodden Party.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

"Old Surrender to Al Qaeda" Says We Need More Troops, We Need Less Troops

Old Surrender to Al Qaeda (OSTAQ), aka John Kerry, the "Senator" from "Massachusetts" who allegedly ran for President last year and, despite losing, doesn't know that he should just drop off a cliff and shut up, made a speech yesterday which was covered on no channel we could find and got no coverage even in the liberal media.

In this speech, OSTAQ made two completely contradictory points: first, he said that President Bush should have sent more troops to Iraq. Then, he said that President Bush should pull troops out of Iraq.

You heard right. This lunatic nearly became the leader of the free world.

Senator Kerry’s Speech at Georgetown University

When they could have listened to General Shinseki and put in enough troops to maintain order, they chose not to. They were wrong.


It will be hard for this Administration, but it is essential to acknowledge that the insurgency will not be defeated unless our troop levels are drawn down, starting immediately after successful elections in December.

Now, let's get this straight: we should have sent more troops, but troops we currently have are causing the terrorism so we should bring them home. Got that?

So, according to OSTAQ, he was for more troops before he was against them.

The media missed this story. Luckily for all of us, the media missed the speech, too.

A Word on Harriet Miers

Today, October 27, Harriet Miers withdrew her nomination for the US Supreme Court.

This episode is an eye-opening one for us at Joobo. For years we argued for the election of conservatives so we could have electoral power, and, with that, judicial power.

But conservatives in DC, namely the squawking class (Charles Krauthammer, Ann Coulter, etc.) and the anti-abortion class (Sam Brownback, etc.), did their utmost to rob this woman of her day in court, or a fair hearing. They bullied her into withdrawing.

This site will never link to anything any of the squawking class says from this day forward, and we hope that somehow Republicans shy away from the polls when Brownback and any other Republican who sided with him to denigrate Harriet Miers are up for re-election. Let them be defeated by those they claimed to have stood up for.

Maybe if enough Republican politicians like Brownback get their heads handed to them, they will learn the lesson that it is the base, and not their inflated egos, that is the heart of the Republican Party.

It Must Be That Culture of Corruption

Omigod - a Downie has been indicted for corruption by a grand jury.

As Nancy Pelosi (D-Stupidity) says, it must be part of a "culture of corruption."

You betcha.

Former Alabama Governor, Hospital Executive Indicted in Racketeering Conspiracy

MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) - A federal grand jury has indicted former Gov. Don Siegelman, former hospital executive Richard Scrushy and two others in a "widespread racketeering conspiracy" alleging bribery and extortion, prosecutors announced Wednesday.

Siegelman and former Chief of Staff Paul Hamrick were charged with racketeering during Siegelman's term from 1999 to 2003.

The indictment, in part, alleges that Scrushy, former chief of the HealthSouth medical-services company, made disguised payments totaling $500,000 to Siegelman to get appointed to a key hospital regulatory board.

Former state Transportation Director Gary Mack Roberts was charged with fraud for his alleged role in influencing the agency on Siegelman's behalf.

The announcement of the indictment was made simultaneously in Montgomery and Washington.

Siegelman has called the long-running grand jury investigation a political witch hunt by Republican prosecutors trying to derail his Democratic campaign for a second term.

Hmmm...widespread corruption, eh? Sounds like Nancy Pelosi et al. should be asked for their opinion on a fellow Downie being indicted.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

NY Mayoral Candidate, 30+ Points Down in the Polls, Admits "I May Lose"

Fernando Ferrer, the Downie candidate for Mayor of New York, is currently losing to liberal Republican and doofus Mike Bloomberg in the election to be held in 2 weeks, by some 30 points, according to a new poll.

And now Ferrer says that he "may" lose the election.

No shit, Sherlock. And the Houston Astros could lose the World Series after they lost Game 4 tonight.

Possible I will lose, sez Ferrer

Trailing Mayor Bloomberg by 31 points in the latest poll, Fernando Ferrer acknowledged yesterday for the first time he may lose, as he formally resurrected his controversial "two New Yorks" theme from his failed 2001 bid for City Hall.

"I may win or lose this election, but I'll speak for those who can't speak for themselves and I will be heard," declared Ferrer during a speech in the rotunda of Gould Memorial Library at Bronx Community College.

"I'll speak for the jobless. I'll speak for the homeless. I'll speak for the hungry. I'll speak for the powerless," he said.

No, idjit - you will speak for the losers, the imbeciles, and the idiots of the world. And you will still be defeated in a city that is 5 to 1 Downie. Hilarious.

Palestinians Release "Collaborators with Israel" after SHOOTING Them

When Israel cracks down on Islamic terrorists, the world hollars. When Israel arrests Islamic terrorists, the world screams bloody murder. When Israel builds a wall to stop Islamic terrorism, the world calls for punishment for the Jewish state.

But when the Palestinians arrest alleged "colloborators" with Israel, with no trial, there is silence. And when they shoot these people, again without trial, or executes them, or abuses them, the world says zilch.


'Collaborators' released by captors

Armed Palestinians released two men on Tuesday after holding them in captivity since last week, Army Radio reported.

The two men, from Gaza, were accused of collaborating with Israel, Army Radio reported.

As punishment, before the men were released they were each shot in the legs by their captors.

The two men were abducted a week ago by a group, which calls itself "Knights of the Storm of the Fatah."

The group's spokesman said that they abducted the men in the southern Gaza town of Khan Younis after Palestinian officials refused demands to arrest them.

You can expect the United Nations to meet and condemn Israel for this.

Dummies Underground: "Saddam is Still the Legitimate Leader of Iraq"

You heard it here first, from the utter nuts, fruits, and flakes of the left who post on the most anti-Semitic and anti-American leftwing website on the web: Dummies Underground.

We have carefully documented the hilarious postings on this site, but now and then the looney tunes there post new levels of disgusting and pathetic lunacy. Here is another new high in low: Saddam is still the legitimate leader of Iraq.

But notice: these whackos think that Bush is illegitimate. Figures.

Like it or not, Saddam is the legitimate head of state in Iraq

Like it or not, Saddam is the legitimate head of state in Iraq. the Invasion that unseated and captured him was illegal.

The sign of the whackjob who posted this is an upside down American flag - one more sign that this is a place for American haters and their fellow terrorist enablers.

Now check out some of the responses to this moronic position:

"LOL, he is MORE legitimate than the bushturd"

"Saddam took his country by force in a brutal fashion but it was completely up front. Everyone knew it was happening and was helpless to change it. Bush* took office by deceit and corruption and held it through propaganda in the extreme. Legitimacy does not necessarily mean no blood loss. Saddam ruled his country for over twenty five years. He was acknowledged as the legitimate ruler by virtually every country on earth. I will never acknowledge Bush* as legitimate."

"The election may be totally bogus (he got 100% of the votes!), but he's the elected president of Iraq."

And in response to the fact that rightwing sites like this one link to the garbage that these losers post, one imbecile notes:

"I frankly don't give half a runny shit whether freepers laugh or not. I hope if they do, they all choke on their Cheetos and die."

You can just feel the love from the left.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Georgie Galloway: Leftwing Liar Du Jour

Anyone who knows the record of the Marxist psycho and terrorist enabler Georgie Galloway, former Labour MP and now a member of Parliament who made up his own party (because Labour was too right wing for him and he was expelled), has been claiming that he never took any money or oil vouchers from Saddam Hussein, despite the fact that he was Saddam's greatest supporter in the West after the French.

A new congressional report, which accessed his secret bank accounts, found hundreds of thousands of dollars in oil payments from guess who - Saddam Hussein.

Georgie says it is a lie. Georgie is a liar. Georgie should be shot for treason.

US Senate 'finds Iraq oil cash in Galloway's wife's bank account'

George Galloway faces possible criminal charges after a US Senate investigation tracked $150,000 (£85,000) in Iraqi oil money to his wife’s bank account in Jordan.

The Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations will refer the Respect Party MP for possible prosecution after concluding that he gave “false and misleading” testimony at his appearance before the panel in May.

The sub-committee claimed that, through intermediaries, Mr Galloway and the Mariam Appeal were granted eight allocations of Iraqi crude oil totalling 23 million barrels from 1999 to 2003.

It will also forward the new information to British authorities, saying it raised questions about Mr Galloway’s financial disclosure and the payment of illegal kickbacks to Iraq. “We have what we would call the smoking gun,” said Senator Norm Coleman, the sub-committee’s Republican chairman.

The sub-committee’s report, released today, was provoked by Mr Galloway’s clash with the senators — which he turned into a book entitled Mr Galloway goes to Washington. In that encounter, the anti-war MP vehemently denied receiving oil allocations from Iraq.

But the report provides bank account details tracking payments from an oil company through a Jordanian middleman to Mr Galloway’s nowestranged wife, Amineh Abu- Zayyad, and his Mariam Appeal fund.

“Galloway was anything but straight with the Congress. He was anything but straight with the American people. There was a lot of bombast. There was a lot of sound and fury signifying nothing,” Senator Coleman said. “We take very seriously the importance of testifying honestly before this committee . . .” he said. “We will forward matters relating to Galloway’s false and misleading statements to the proper authorities here and in Great Britain.”

A Senate aide said that Mr Galloway would be referred to the Justice Department for investigation of possible perjury, false statement and obstruction of a congressional proceeding — all “Class A” felonies carrying a sentence of up to five years and a $250,000 fine.

The evidence of this? Straight from the horse's mouth, so to speak:

Saddam's henchmen say they rewarded a 'friend'

Some of the most senior members of Saddam Hussein’s regime contradicted George Galloway’s denials that he ever sought benefit from Iraqi oil, US investigators said yesterday.

The most damning fresh testimony came from Tariq Aziz, the former Deputy Prime Minister, who told the Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations that Iraq granted Mr Galloway oil allocations to help to fund his Mariam Appeal. The investigators said Mr Aziz also told them that a letter allegedly recording a request by Mr Galloway for an increased “share of oil” is authentic. The letter, found in a government building, purports to be from the Iraqi Intelligence Service, dated January 2000.

Mr Galloway’s challenge to the letter’s authenticity was at the heart of a successful libel action he took against Telegraph Newspapers. The case is under appeal. Mr Galloway said his accusers from Saddam’s regime were all under sentence of death and Mr Aziz had been offered a deal to testify.

Taha Yasin Ramadan, the former Vice-President of Iraq, told the subcommittee that Mr Galloway had been granted oil allocations “because of his opinions about Iraq” and because he “wanted to lift the embargo against Iraq”. He added that Mr Galloway was “a friend of Iraq” and “needed to be compensated for his support”.

Mr Ramadan said: “Galloway needed money to pay for his actions” and “We gave him oil to sell to make the money.”

This slug needs to be arrested and sent back here, first to be tried for crimes against this country. Then he needs to stand trial in Britain for working for the enemy. And this needs to be done now.

Liberal Lie 123,872: Global Warming

According to the left, the world is warming to extraordinary proportions (it has - 1 degree in a century), and George W. Bush is to blame for it all despite the fact that the US Senate voted against the Kyoto Protocol in 1997, 99 votes to 0 (some of those darn Downies voted against it, too!).

So, how to explain this story - that the ice caps in Greenland are expanding, not contracting.

Note how ABC News says this is happening "despite global warming." This is just like saying that crime is dropping despite the fact that criminals are being put in prison.

Greenland icecap thickens slightly despite warming

Greenland's ice-cap has thickened slightly in recent years despite wide predictions of a thaw triggered by global warming, a team of scientists said on Thursday.

The 3,000-meter (9,842-feet) thick ice-cap is a key concern in debates about climate change because a total melt would raise world sea levels by about 7 meters. And a runaway thaw might slow the Gulf Stream that keeps the North Atlantic region warm.

But satellite measurements showed that more snowfall was falling and thickening the ice-cap, especially at high altitudes, according to the report in the journal Science.

Glaciers at sea level have been retreating fast because of a warming climate, making many other scientists believe the entire ice-cap was thinning.

"The overall ice thickness changes are … approximately plus 5 cms (1.9 inches) a year or 54 cms (21.26 inches) over 11 years," according to the experts at Norwegian, Russian and U.S. institutes led by Ola Johannessen at the Mohn Sverdrup center for Global Ocean Studies and Operational Oceanography in Norway.

However, they said that the thickening seemed consistent with theories of global warming, blamed by most experts on a build-up of heat-trapping gases from (32.00F).

Note the last pile of crap: according to the story, despite this faux theory of global warming, the fact that ice is growing is wholly consistent with this.

Now, if you have more than 1 brain cell, you know what any rise in temperature change does to ice: it melts it. Ice does not increase if the temperature rises. So, if the world is warming, how can ice be growing?

To liberals, this is consistent with their ridiculous beliefs. Ice grows in warmth. Terrorists are "insurgents." Bush is Hitler, but bin Laden is a great fella.

And liberals shake their heads in wonderment why their ridiculous beliefs and statements continually get laughs. But they are still dangerous fucks.

Monday, October 24, 2005

Palestinians Test Each Other on their Knowledge of the Holy Shit Book, AKA the Koran

The Palestinian Scum are holding a "contest" to test their knowledge of the Koran.

Clerics in Gaza City test contestants' knowledge of Koran

With senior Islamic militant leaders looking on, Palestinian officials on Sunday opened an international competition testing participants' knowledge of the Koran.

Some 700 people, including diplomats and top leaders of the Islamic Jihad and Hamas militant groups, crowded into a cultural center for the first day of the Al-Aqsa International Competition for the Holy Koran.

For five days, a panel of clerics will pose questions to the 50 contestants and ask them to recite verses of the Koran from memory.

Gotta love those hats! We didn't know that Muslims were trying out for "Fucked Up Santa Terrorist of the Year"!

Here are some of those super-secret questions contained in the many can you answer?

1. How many women did Mohammad rape? (The answer: None - he hated women, as do Muslims today.)

2. How many goats did Mohammad rape? (The answer: Thousands!)

3. How many Muslims does it take to take a bath? (The answer: None - because they don't bathe.)

4. If three Muslims were in a room and the room was on fire, how long would it take everyone else to leave the room and forget they were there?

5. You are on an airliner with a Muslim on one side and a mass murderer on the other - who do you call police to arrest? (The answer: The Muslim - because the mass murderer won't be blowing himself up on the plane, or hijacking it to use as a weapon into a building.)

The Downies Have That Winning Slogan: "America Can Do Better"

As if Downies had enough problems, they are led by perhaps the worst group of offensive officeholders in the history of America. So it comes as no surprise that they have come up with an utterly hilarious slogan which they will run with in next years' mid-term elections...are you ready? Are you ready to laugh?

Reid floats Democrats' 2006 slogan; 'America Can Do Better' phrase appearing frequently

WASHINGTON -- It doesn't have the cachet of Ronald Reagan's "It's Morning in America," and probably will never go down in the history books next to "A chicken in every pot" as one of the more memorable campaign slogans.

But if Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid has anything to say about it, the phrase "America Can Do Better" will become a familiar part of the Democratic message in next year's elections.

The Nevada Democrat has been routinely dropping the slogan into speeches and interviews, and his communications staff has used it liberally in press releases, even slapping it into the subject lines of e-mails sent to reporters.

In recent weeks, other Democratic senators have popped the line into their own speeches.

A slight variation, "Together America Can Do Better," was prominent in background signs for an energy rally hosted by Reid on Monday. He slipped the phrase in during a weekly meeting Tuesday with reporters, saying: "American can do better than the agenda the Republicans have set for us." And a Wednesday press release on home heating oil read: "America can do better than leaving working families out in the cold this winter."

Well, well! How impressive is that?

We here at Joobo have actually come across the list of slogans which the Downies tossed aside in favor of this one:

Brazil Rejects Socialist Pap, Votes Down Ban on Guns

Despite electing a Socialist lunatic, Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, as President, the people of Brazil wised up when Lulu, er, Lula, pushed a complete ban on all handguns and other guns in his country, and they smartly voted it down 2 to 1. And there is no constitutional protection for guns in Brazil...this is key as to the support for the right to have arms in this country, where it is protected by the 2nd Amendment.

Brazilian Voters Reject Ban on Gun Sales, Early Results Show

Brazilian voters rejected a proposal to ban retail sales of guns and ammunition in a nationwide referendum today, early results show.

The national elections authority said 64 percent of vote went against the measure while 36 percent favored stopping the sale of firearms and ammunition to most Brazilians. The balloting marks the first time a country put a gun-control measure to a popular vote, according to the human-rights group Amnesty International.

"Banning the sale of guns won't reduce crime," Marcio Fernando Ribeiro, an unemployed 23-year-old, said in an interview after casting his vote in the Sao Paulo suburb of Osasco. "What can reduce violence is to produce enough jobs for people," he said.

Advocates of the law included President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, who said the ban was needed help curb the country's rising violence. Defeat of the proposal would be a vote against the government and underscore that Lula is moving in directions that lack popular support, Bene Barbosa, president of Viva Brasil, a civic group that worked to defeat the ban, said before the voters went to the polls.

Once again, a leftist thug overreached to try to take away the rights of people. And he has been slapped down. Leftists in this country have tried time and time again to do this in America, and it costs them at the polls. Luckily for the rest of us, they are a minority. And hopefully they will stay that way.

Sunday, October 23, 2005


The Palestinians, low scum that they are, are now using CHILDREN as suicide bomber props. Think we are kidding? Read this story, and see the new way Muslim maggots intend to take over the world, one bomb at a time.

And we are giving these psychos millions of dollars! For what?

IDF troops kill Palestinian, 19, suspected of planting bomb

Near Nablus on Saturday, the IDF arrested five wanted men, one of whom had concealed a grenade in his infant son's blanket.

Omigod! Run for your lives!

Air America Ratings Fall to "Nonexistent" in Liberal Washington, D.C.

Good news, good news - Air America, the hilarious "network" on radio of pyscho liberal liars like Al Franken and Janeane "Hot Summer" Garafalo, is down to "nonexistent ratings" in liberal Washington, D.C.

If they can't make it there, they can't make it anywhere.

Shock Jock's Audience Is Beating Him to the Door

Air America, the liberal talk network carried on WWRC-AM (1260), went from bad to nonexistent. After WWRC recorded a mere fraction of a rating point in the spring with syndicated shows from the likes of lefty talkers Al Franken, Janeane Garofalo and Stephanie Miller, Arbitron couldn't detect a measurable listenership for the station this time around.

The story is actually about how Howard Stern's show is also diving in the ratings in D.C. - the Air America news is at the bottom.

So, this is good news all around. Cheers!

The UN Outlaws Hollywood Movies

The United Nations, that worthless shit of an organization which does nothing for mankind but wastes billions of dollars doing it, has now sided with France that allows countries to ban movies which do not accede to its "culture" - in other words, if France wants lots of French (read: crap) movies, and no American movies, the UN has just allowed it.

Why do we bother funding these losers with billions of our tax dollars? Why?

Countries turn backs on Hollywood

Unesco member states have formally voted to support their own film and music industries against globalisation.

The United Nations cultural body voted in favour of a cultural diversity convention, backed by France, Canada and the UK.

The US had said the "deeply flawed" convention could be used to block the export of Hollywood films and other cultural exports.

The vote follows French moves to protect its film and music industries.

France already awards large subsidies to its own film, music, theatre and opera industries to support its cultural heritage.

It also imposes strict quotas on the level on non-French material broadcast on radio and television.

The new convention on cultural diversity aims to recognise the distinctive nature of cultural goods and services.

It enables countries to take measures to protect what it describes as "cultural expressions" that may be under threat.

Since France wants to offer protection to its hilarious and worthless film industry, we must be allowed to offer protection to our wine and cheese industry from French fromage. After all, everything French smells like armpits, anyway.

So, we need to introduce the "Protection from French Armpit Cheeses and Wines Act of 2005" in Congress. We need protection like the French do. They started this bullcrap first - let us end it.

Saturday, October 22, 2005

Moron Alert at the San Fran Chronic

Yup, that's the "Chronic" - not the "Chronicle."

Check out this hilarious screed from an obviously demented lunatic - and one who gets to write a daily column for a major newspaper.

And liberals just cannot understand why Fox News grows in popularity.

God Does Not Want 16 Kids; Arkansas mom gives birth to a whole freakin' baseball team. How deeply should you cringe?

Who are you to judge? Who are you to say that the more than slightly creepy 39-year-old woman from Arkansas who just gave birth to her 16th child yes that's right 16 kids and try not to cringe in phantom vaginal pain when you say it, who are you to say Michelle Duggar is not more than a little unhinged and sad and lost?

And furthermore, who are you to suggest that her equally troubling husband -- whose name is, of course, Jim Bob and he's hankerin' to be a Republican senator and try not to wince in sociopolitical pain when you say that -- isn't more than a little numb to the real world, and that bringing 16 hungry mewling attention-deprived kids (and she wants more! Yay!) into this exhausted world zips right by "touching" and races right past "disturbing" and lurches its way, heaving and gasping and sweating from the karmic armpits, straight into "Oh my God, what the hell is wrong with you people?"

But that would be, you know, mean. Mean and callous to suggest that this might be the most disquieting photo you see all year, this bizarre Duggar family of 18 spotless white hyperreligious interchangeable people with alarmingly bad hair, the kids ranging in ages from 1 to 17, worse than those nuked Smurfs in that UNICEF commercial and worse than all the horrific rubble in Pakistan and worse than the cluster-bomb nightmare that is Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise having a child as they suck the skin from each other's Scientological faces and even worse than that huge 13-foot python which ate that six-foot alligator and then exploded.

It's wrong to be this judgmental. Wrong to suggest that it is exactly this kind of weird pathological protofamily breeding-happy gluttony that's making the world groan and cry and recoil, contributing to vicious overpopulation rates and unrepentant economic strain and a bitter moral warpage resulting from a massive viral outbreak of homophobic neo-Christians across our troubled and Bush-ravaged land. Or is it?

Is it wrong to notice how all the Duggar kids' names start with the letter J (Jeremiah and Josiah and Jedediah and Jesus, someone please stop them), and that if you study the above photo (or the even more disturbing family Web site) too closely you will become rashy and depressed and you will crave large quantities of alcohol and loud aggressive music to deflect the creeping feeling that this planet is devolving faster than you can suck the contents from a large bong? But I'm not judging.

This is why blue-state America continues to become a minority of this country: racist, bigoted, anti-Christian, anti-family, pro-abortion and pro-homosexual thinking.

If this lowlife had written a column decrying large births among blacks, he would be fired. If he wrote a derogatory column on a Muslim family, he would be fired. But in liberal America, you can condemn Christians and families and get away with it. And this is why liberal newspapers continue to see their profits - and influence - waning quickly each passing day.

This Must be that Old "Culture of Corruption"

What is good for one party can only be better for another...

More Democrats to be Indicted in East St. Louis

The St. Louis area has seen 16 Democrat election workers convicted of voter fraud or similar charges this past year. This past week an obstruction of justice and plotting to murder a government voter fraud witness can be added to that list of Democrat convictions.

We need to see indictments, perp walks, and fingerprints. Since Nancy Pelosi says her party is lily white and full of lawful persons, this could be a ding on their armor.

Friday, October 21, 2005

Kofi Annan Doctored UN Report on Hariri Assassination to Cover for Assad

That is the conclusion of an investigation into why a UN report on the February 2005 assassination of former Lebanese PM Rafik Hariri was released with changes made to it from when it was submitted by the UN investigator - and the names of those involved, including Syrian President Bashar al-Assad's brother, were changed to look like no names had been uncovered. The report, released to the press on computer disk, contained a report of changes made to the original report - and the media checked into the changes, and found the cover-up, made by Kofi Annan's office.

Kofi Annan needs to be fired, NOW. He is a thief, he is a crook, he is a liar. Enough is enough with this scumbag.

UN office doctored report on murder of Hariri

THE United Nations withheld some of the most damaging allegations against Syria in its report on the murder of Rafik Hariri, the former Lebanese Prime Minister, it emerged yesterday.

The names of the brother of Bashar al-Assad, President of Syria, and other members of his inner circle, were dropped from the report that was sent to the Security Council.

The confidential changes were revealed by an extraordinary computer gaffe because an electronic version distributed by UN officials on Thursday night allowed recipients to track editing changes.

The mistaken release of the unedited report added further support to the published conclusion that Syria was behind Mr Hariri’s assassination in a bomb blast on Valentine’s Day in Beirut. The murder of Mr Hariri touched off an international outcry and hastened Syria’s departure from Lebanon in April after a 29-year pervasive military presence.

President Bush wants to push for a full UN hearing on Syrian complicity in the assassination. He should also call for an investigation into what Kofi Annan knew about the changes to the report and call for his immediate resignation or firing.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Good News: Profits Plummet at The New York Times

The NY Times used to be one of the most important newspapers in the world. Now it just a sad old leftwing rag whose editors and writers are so out of touch with reality that it is frightening.

So it is good news to hear that the Times is in really bad financial trouble, something getting worse all the time. Could someone tell the Times that when you become a leftwing rag that the world shuts you off? The editors of this paper refuse to listen.

Profit Plummets At N.Y. Times Co.

The New York Times Co. said yesterday that its third-quarter earnings fell more than half from the comparable quarter last year, days after the Times-owned Boston Globe told employees that the paper's national staff is being trimmed to save money.

The Times Co. -- which publishes the New York Times, the Globe and several smaller papers and owns television and radio stations -- reported third-quarter profit of $23.1 million, compared with $48.3 million in the third quarter of 2004. Revenue increased 2.2 percent, to $791 million.

The company blamed the sharp income decline on a soft Boston advertising market, the cost of staff buyouts earlier in the year, printing expenses and the cyclical nature of broadcast advertising, which rises in even-numbered years -- thanks to Olympics and political ads -- and slumps in odd-numbered years.

Check out the excuses for the slide: a "soft Boston advertising market" (not sloppy and slipshod writing by the Times), the "cost of staff buyouts" (also known as paying to get rid of liars whose lies have been exposed), and "the cyclical nature of broadcast advertising, which rises in even-numbered years and slumps in odd-numbered years" (and not just a continual slide, regardless of year).

The Times is out of touch - and will continually be so as long as they trumpet the line as news and not propaganda. Their revenues and profits will continue to slide despite the year or who is buying ads in Boston. And they will go nowhere as long as they employ liars like Jayson Blair and Judith Miller.

But liberals think that the Times is a good newspaper, which proves how far out of touch the left truly is.

The Guardian Bemoans the "Alleged Crimes" of Saddam Hussein

The Guardian, the cheap leftwing rag out of London, England, is now stating that those hundreds of thousands of people put to death in Iraq by Saddam Hussein are "alleged crimes." It appears these people were alleged to death.

Perhaps someone can explain to us why liberals continue to protect the likes of Mao, and Pol Pot, and Castro, and Milosevic, and now Saddam Hussein. Why?

Alleged crimes of Saddam Hussein

Former Iraqi president Saddam Hussein goes on trial in Baghdad today charged with killing 148 people in Dujail following an assassination attempt on him during a visit to the village. He may also face charges in relation to other alleged atrocities committed in the country, as detailed in the following reports from the Guardian archive.

Yup, those crimes are alleged. Whoa - now we hear that Stalin and Mao may have allegedly killed millions. More at 11.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

"Peace Mom" Cindy Speaks, And Out Comes Diarrhea

The hurricanes and the earthquake in Pakistan have knocked Peace Lunatic Cindy Sheehan off the front pages, which must piss her off to no end.

Well, she's back, just like a virus that doesn't want to go away.

Her bullshit now? Hillary Clinton, Marxist Senator from York New, is not left wing enough for the Peace Lunatic.

Imagine that: Hillary is too right wing for the left.

Supporting Hillary...a Message from Cindy Sheehan

I would love to support Hillary for President if she would come out against the travesty in Iraq. But I don't think she can speak out against the occupation, because she supports it.

I will not make the mistake of supporting another pro-war Democrat for president again: As I won't support a pro-war Republican.

This country wants this occupation to end. The world wants the occupation to end. People in Iraq want this occupation to end.

Senator Clinton: taking the peace road would not prove you are weak. Instead, it would prove that you are the strongest and wisest candidate. As a mom, as an American, as a patriot: I implore you to have the strength and courage to lead the fight for peace.

I want to support you, I want to work for you, but like many American moms, I will resist your candidacy with every bit of my power and strength unless you show us the wisdom it takes to be a truly great leader.

Remember, folks: This is the mainstream of the Downtrodden Party. And they don't think Hillary is leftwing enough.


The Story the Media Missed: DeLay's Persecutors Don't Have the Documents Needed for Their Case

You heard it right: Ronnie Earle, Dumbshit Extraordinaire who is the Downtrodden Party's personal District Attorney in a scheme to get Tom DeLay, has admitted that the document he needs to prove his case is not in his possession.

The questions are then asked: how did he get an indictment based on a document he does not have? And where is the media to report this?

DeLay's prosecutors lack a key document

Travis County prosecutors admitted Friday they lack physical proof of a list of Republican candidates that is at the heart of money-laundering indictments against U.S. Rep. Tom DeLay and two of his associates.

The list is key to prosecutors being able to prove that corporate money that could not be legally spent on Texas candidates was specifically exchanged at the national level for donations that legally could be spent on Republican candidates for the Texas House.

At what point will a judge somewhere in Texas dismiss this ridiculous case which has been made up out of whole cloth? And when will the media report on this Earle character who is obviously a crook and liar?

Monday, October 17, 2005

Blackjob Roundup: This Past Weekend and The 10,000 Moron March

10 years ago, "Calypso Louis" Farrakhan and his band of Jew-hating black imbeciles held the "million man march," which drew about 100,000 fellow imbeciles. So, in fact it was the "100,000 man march."

This past weekend, they held a rally to commemorate it, and about 10,000 idiots showed up - yet, these blackjobs (black whackjobs) called it the "millions more movement."

No, Jewhater Farrakhan: It is the "10,000 Moron Movement (TMM)."

But, let us check out the TMM website, and their "demands," piece by piece:

The Issues of The Millions More Movement

1. Unity. We call, first, for the unity amongst Black peoples and organizations. We call for unity amongst all African peoples and peoples of African descent worldwide. We call for unity with our Brown, Red, disenfranchised and oppressed Brothers and Sisters in America, Caribbean, Central and South America, Asia and all over the world. “The Power of One” is the synthesis of men, women, youth and elders working in unity for our total liberation.

Wow - blacks should be unified. How about they become Americans, too? And work to better America? Did they mention that? Nope.

2. Spiritual Values. We call for Atonement, Reconciliation and Responsibility. We organize in the name of our God (The One Creator) and on sound ethical, moral principles and values. Our Movement affirms the rich legacy and diversity of our spiritual traditions and calls for unity and understanding among our religious faiths and spiritual traditions.

Again, no big deal. "Ethical and moral principles and values"? Anti-Semitism? Hating white people? Shaking down corporations to make Jesse Jackass a rich man? Those are not values.

3. Education. We demand an end to substandard education in our community. The Millions More Movement advocates, and will develop, a new, independent educational paradigm for our people. We must have a knowledge of self, our history, and the best education in civilized society. We will build a skills bank, the talent of which will be used in the development of our people.

Of course people want an end to "substandard education" - but blacks and their willing idiots in the Downtrodden party (in Oakland, California, for instance) push "ebonics" as a language for poor black children. That is making sure they stay in substandard educational facilities. Affirmative action? Doesn't work. More bullshit.

4. Economic Development. We will establish a Black Economic Development Fund, with the support of millions, to aid in building an economic infrastructure. We will also offer housing ownership opportunities to check the adverse tide of gentrification. The Millions More Movement will produce and distribute its own products and supports “Buy Black” campaigns.

Notice the wording: support a "buy black" campaign. Imagine if white people, or Asians, or Hispanics, launched "Buy White," or "Buy Asian," or "Buy Hispanic" campaigns. This is how blacks want to Balkanize America and make more problems for this country.

5. Political Power. The Millions More Movement is the political voice of the poor and disenfranchised. We are resolved to take an independent political path in order to achieve political power. The Millions More Movement will be an organized political force of consequence in America and all over the world.

Interesting. Now, who made these 10,000 Imbeciles the "political voice of the poor and enfranchised"? Maybe "Calypso Louis" named himself. What else is new?

6. Reparations. We demand full and complete Reparations for the descendants of slaves. We demand that America take the appropriate steps to help in the repair of the damage done from 300 years of slavery, 100 years of segregation, and 50 years of the misuse and abuse of governmental power to destroy Black organizations and leaders.

Yup - its the old black American whine: we were slaves, give us millions of dollars in reparations, la la la la la la.

So, in a break with my fellow Americans, I agree that we should offer Reparations.

For every person who can prove that they were a slave before being freed at the end of the Civil War, we offer that person alone $1 million in reparations. No family members or descendants can apply - only those directly affected by being a slave.

I await the lines of blacks who fall in this category.

7. Prison Industrial Complex. We demand freedom for all political prisoners held in U.S. prisons and detention facilities, both foreign and domestic. We demand an end to police brutality, mob attacks, racial profiling, the herding of our young men and women into prisons and the biological and chemical warfare perpetrated against our people.

Unfortunately, blacks consider any black who commits a crime as a "political prisoner."

Notice that there is no demand to end black crime, black on black crime, or riots by black thugs in places like Toledo, Ohio.


8. Health. We demand an end to the lack of adequate health care in our community and we demand free health care for the descendants of slaves in this nation. The Millions More Movement will present a Preventive Health Care Plan to our people that will begin with a campaign to educate our people on healthy dietary, eating and exercise habits.

Ah - they demand "free health care for the descendants of slaves." So, these 10,000 Imbeciles wants millions in reparations AND free health care.

I have a simple piece of advice: for those who made these demands, head to Cuba. They will love you there.

9. Artistic/ Cultural Development. We demand a greater accountability and responsibility of our artists, entertainers, industry personnel and executives, for them to commit to the redevelopment and upliftment of our people. We demand an end to the exploitation of our talent by outside forces. We will make strides in obtaining greater control over the means of production and distribution of our immense artistic talent and creative genius. We advocate for cultural development, and for the knowledge of our original culture to be used as a model for future advancement.

So, the TMM demands "greater accountability and responsibility of our artists." Would that include rap singers who sing of killing cops, raping women, etc.? We doubt it. But check out this phrase: "We will make strides in obtaining greater control over the means of production..." That is boilerplate straight out of the old socialist crappola of the 1930s and 1940s. Perhaps the TMM has not advanced in 70 years?

10. Peace. We call for the establishment of peace in the world. We demand an end to wars of foreign aggression waged by the United States Government against other sovereign nations and peoples. We demand an end to senseless violence, and advocate peace amongst street organizations (gangs) and youth.

They call for peace in the world! And they also call for Santa Claus to be arrested for only giving gifts to rich white people! And they want peace between gangs! Perhaps they can send an emissary to Toledo, Ohio, to tell the black gangs there to stop rioting.

So, that's it - a plan of hilarity and inaction. But what can one expect from the excrement known as the brain of "Calypso Louis" Farrakhan?

While we are speaking of excrement, let's check in with some of "Louis' Greatest Hits," a compilation of some of this blackjob's most ridiculous comments on white people:

Farrakhan In His Own Words

Remarks at Shelter for Hurricane Katrina Victims, Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte, North Carolina, 9/12/05
“I heard from a very reliable source that under that levee there was a 25 foot hole, which suggested that it may have been blown up, so that the water would destroy the black part of town, and where the whites lived, it would be dry.”

Power Center, Houston, Texas, 9/11/05
“FEMA is too White to represent us and so is the Red Cross.”

Millions More Movement rally, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, 8/31/05
“I’m not an anti-Semite, I never have been one. I do not hate the Jewish people; put that down! What I hate is the degree of control that they exercise over Black intellectual, cultural expression. I do not think that no human being should determine how high we can go, that can only be determined by God and by us; not by no white man, no black man, no human being [crowd cheers].”

Saviours’ Day: Chicago, 02/27/05
“Listen, Jewish people don’t have no hands that are free of the blood of us. They owned slave ships, they bought and sold us. They raped and robbed us. If you can’t face that, why you gonna condemn me for showing you your past, how then can you atone and repent if somebody don’t open the book with courage, you don’t have that, but I’ll be damned, I got it.”

12th Annual Pre-Kwanzaa Festival held by Cops Against Police Brutality, Newark, New Jersey, 12/11/04

Jews, Israel and the War in Iraq

“The war in Iraq is not your war; that’s Israel’s war... The rudder that is turning America is not your elected officials; it’s that small influential group of neo-conservatives that are using America’s power to destroy the enemies of Israel.”

Ninth Holy Day of Atonement Speech, Chicago Mosque Maryam, October 17, 2004

Jews and the 2004 Elections

“Kerry said we should have been focusing on Iran. Now, what do you mean by that, Mr. Kerry? See, Iran, Syria, Iraq are enemies of Israel because they do not believe that the stealing of Palestinian lands is justified by Bible or Qur’an. And there are some Orthodox Jews who share that view. I listen to George Bush talk to AIPAC, and I listen to John Kerry talk to B’nai B’rith, the Anti-Defamation League. Both of them talking the same thing. They’re sworn to protect Israel.”

And "Calypso Louis" represents the mainstream of the Downtrodden Party.

And speaking of lunacy, check out what "Calypso Louis" said on Fox News (of all places) on how he came up with the idea of the "Hundred Thousand Moron March":

Farrakhan's Take on the Breaching of the New Orleans Levees

ASMAN: Right. Well, let me just ask you, I was reading a transcript of a speech you gave at the National Press Club, where you say the idea for this came about from a vision, in which you said the desire of President Reagan concerning the planning of a war involving young black men here on the soil of America, this is what inspired me to tour the country and this is what eventually led to the Million Man March on October 16, 1995. What was that vision all about?

FARRAKHAN: Well, I was in a tiny village in Mexico on the 17th of September, 1985. And I had a vision-like experience climbing a mountain there, on the top of which is a temple to the Mexo-American Christ figure, Ketso Quato. And one of these little UFOs came over that mountain and I was signaled from a group of persons to come. And I was beamed up into that small vehicle and carried to a larger vehicle, where I heard the voice of my leader and teacher, the Honorable Elijah Mohamed, saying these words to me, in early September, the president met with his joint chiefs of staff to plan a war. He didn't tell me who the war was against or what not. But early in the next year, it came to me while I was in Ghana that this war was against Libya and Libya's leader Muammar Qaddafi. So I went there and warned him of what was about to take place. And it did take place. And the following year, sir, I was sitting on an airplane, I happened to pick up the The New York Times magazine section, and it said America planned war against Libya, and down in the writing it said ...

So, this is proof positive of something we have believed for some time: "Calypso Louis" Farrakhan is an alien, and he needs to be sent back to whatever fucked up planet he came from. And quick, before he makes more of a mess down here.

Helen Thomas: American Hating Arab Bitch Is Nailed by White House Spokesman

Helen Thomas, an Arab who masks as an American reporter but is actually part of the Fifth Column of American haters operating in this country, tried to once again show her disdain for the War on Terror today at the White House press briefing. White House spokesman Scott McClellan nailed her.

Then check out how ABC Newsidiot Terry "Moron" Moran jumped to Terrorist Helen's defense.

Scott McClellan Says Helen Thomas Opposes 'War on Terrorism'

Questions today from longtime White House reporter Helen Thomas caused White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan to declare that she opposes the war on terrorism. His response caused one of Thomas's colleagues, Terry Moran, to leap to her defense.

Here is the exchange from the official transcript:

THOMAS What does the President mean by "total victory" -- that we will never leave Iraq until we have "total victory"? What does that mean?

McCLELLAN: Free and democratic Iraq in the heart of the Middle East, because a free and democratic Iraq in the heart of the Middle East will be a major blow to the ambitions --

THOMAS If they ask us to leave, then we'll leave?

MR. McCLELLAN: I'm trying to respond. A free and democratic Iraq in the heart of the broader Middle East will be a major blow to the ambitions of al Qaeda and their terrorist associates. They want to establish or impose their rule over the broader Middle East -- we saw that in the Zawahiri letter that was released earlier this week by the intelligence community.

THOMAS They also know we invaded Iraq.

McCLELLAN: Well, Helen, the President recognizes that we are engaged in a global war on terrorism. And when you're engaged in a war, it's not always pleasant, and it's certainly a last resort. But when you engage in a war, you take the fight to the enemy, you go on the offense. And that's exactly what we are doing. We are fighting them there so that we don't have to fight them here. September 11th taught us --

THOMAS It has nothing to do with -- Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11.

McCLELLAN: Well, you have a very different view of the war on terrorism, and I'm sure you're opposed to the broader war on terrorism. The President recognizes this requires a comprehensive strategy, and that this is a broad war, that it is not a law enforcement matter.


TERRY MORAN On what basis do you say Helen is opposed to the broader war on terrorism?

McCLELLAN: Well, she certainly expressed her concerns about Afghanistan and Iraq and going into those two countries. I think I can go back and pull up her comments over the course of the past couple of years.

MORAN And speak for her, which is odd.

McCLELLAN: No, I said she may be, because certainly if you look at her comments over the course of the past couple of years, she's expressed her concerns --

THOMAS I'm opposed to preemptive war, unprovoked preemptive war.

MR. McCLELLAN: -- she's expressed her concerns.

Uh, no, Scott - Helen Thomas is showing how much she sympathizes with her fellow Muslim maggots.

She should he banned from any further White House briefings, as should Terry Moron, uh, Moran.

Sunday, October 16, 2005


November 15, 1996: Bill Clinton celebrates his recent electoral victory by getting his dick sucked in the Oval Office by one of a harem of interns. In Congressional news, Downtrodden party members remain in a funk as their party becomes more unpopular amongst the American people and it loses more seats. Vice President Al Gore sets up a system of robbing Chinese monks and nuns at gunpoint for campaign donations which he will probably use for his expected 2000 presidential run. Downtrodden National Committee chairman Terry McAuliffe's nose grows to 3 feet during an interview when he is asked if he knew that Clinton was getting foreign donations to this 1996 campaign, donations which are illegal under American law. Attorney General Janet Reno decides to permanently wear a dildo under her skirt.

Please stay tuned for our next installment of: THIS DAY IN DOWNTRODDEN PARTY HISTORY!

Iran Targets Europe; Europe Yawns

Iran, with the aid and assistance of Russia, is building missiles that will reach all of the Middle East and many European cities as well. Europe's reaction? A large yawn.

When the missiles come raining down on these Euro-peons, how long will it take before they call for us to help them?

Russians help Iran with missile threat to Europe

Former members of the Russian military have been secretly helping Iran to acquire technology needed to produce missiles capable of striking European capitals.

The Russians are acting as go-betweens with North Korea as part of a multi-million pound deal they negotiated between Teheran and Pyongyang in 2003. It has enabled Teheran to receive regular clandestine shipments of top secret missile technology, believed to be channelled through Russia.Western intelligence officials believe that the technology will enable Iran to complete development of a missile with a range of 2,200 miles, capable of hitting much of Europe. It is designed to carry a 1.2-ton payload, sufficient for a basic nuclear device.

So, the question is: what will Europe do about this?

Probably zilch, which is what they do when confronted with any problem. However, in this story, one British newspaper, The Telegraph of London, gets it, and uses the "w" word to describe the situation: war.

Last chance to avoid war

Our report today on the illegal transfer of missile technology to Iran marks a serious raising of the stakes in the faltering effort to make Teheran come clean about its nuclear programme. As Con Coughlin reveals, former members of the Russian armed forces are helping Iran receive assistance from North Korea.

The significance of the illegal trading is that Iran may be even closer to developing a full-blown strategic missile capability than most Western nations have been willing to concede. Iran already has missiles capable of carrying warheads to targets throughout the Middle East. But the system now under development could - if completed - rain nuclear weapons on many parts of Europe. The crisis must now be referred to the United Nations Security Council as a matter of urgency - with the unambiguous understanding that this is only a first step.

In Paris on Friday, Condoleezza Rice, the US Secretary of State, made clear her view that the time for diplomacy between the so-called EU-3 - Britain, France and Germany - and Teheran is rapidly drawing to a close. "There is always the course of negotiation," she said, "but there is also the course of the Security Council." The Bush administration is privately mystified by the argument often deployed in the British Foreign Office that referral to the Security Council is more effective as a threat than as an action. This raises the question: what is the Security Council for if not to act in such situations? Busying itself with trivia, the council should instead be taking urgent steps to prevent a geo-political disaster.

Iran has always maintained that its nuclear programme is civilian in nature, although it is hard to see why a country with such rich natural resources would invest so heavily in nuclear power. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the country's hardline president, declared last month that "with respect to the needs of Islamic countries, we are ready to transfer nuclear know-how to these countries". Having imported the means to cause millions of deaths, Ahmadinejad now threatens to export the technology to other Muslim states, creating an Islamic commonwealth of nuclear terror.

Two weeks ago, the British Government confirmed officially that Iran's Revolutionary Guard was behind the attacks in Iraq that have recently claimed the lives of eight British troops. While the EU-3 promise ever more negotiations, Iran makes its position clear in the blood of British soldiers.

Last month, Jack Straw, the Foreign Secretary, said that "this will not be resolved by military means, let's be clear about that". Mr Straw's motives are unimpeachable and he has laboured hard to make the talks with Teheran work: but he spoke too soon. It is now clear that the Iranian crisis must be addressed much more robustly. The capacity of the International Atomic Energy Agency to monitor the development of a weapons system is in doubt: the Security Council should consider a more aggressive inspections regime. Swift action now by the council is not a path to war. It is the last chance to avoid war.

This issue is coming to a head, whether or not Europe wants to be like an ostrich and put its head into the sand to ignore reality. And the longer this boil called Iran is allowed to fester, the worse it will be when it is finally lanced.

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Leftist Bias Evident in Student Newspaper - So What Else is New?

Here is a wonderful newspaper from the same nuts and fruits who brought you Howard Dean for President.

Americans Prepare to Celebrate Genocidal Racist Slaver Day

Although UNH neatly dodges the issue by calling the holiday "Fall Break," the rest of the nation celebrates Columbus Day with no small enthusiasm. The holiday has been celebrated on various dates throughout the world, but here it will be observed on Monday.

In one second-grade classroom in Springfield, Penn., for example, Judith Bloomfield teaches one of her favorite lessons, the story of Columbus' discovery of the New World.

"Did you know Columbus is personally responsible for the oppression and misery of thousands of natives of the Caribbean?" asked the teacher. The students, all energetic young children roughly seven or eight years old, ooh and ahh in amazement. The class was similarly impressed and delighted to learn that, in addition to "Sailing the Ocean Blue" in 1492, Columbus also "Murdered By the Score" in Fourteen-Hundred Ninety-Four.

"I want to be an explorer when I grow up! Maybe there are Martians I could put into forced-labor settlements and cow with my superior technology and ruthlessness?" one student said while discussing Columbus' many merits. They made small construction-paper Taino natives and then the teacher taught them how the enterprising Columbus ordered their hands cut off if they failed to produce a certain quantity of gold on a regular basis. Giggles and laughter ensued as the students cut off the paper hands of their figures and colored the stumps with red markers. "I'm using a white crayon to draw the bone sticking out!" one innovative student said triumphantly. "I want to start a forced-labor farm someday!" said another.

Now, imagine if this were not a socialist/Marxist rag, but a conservative newspaper - and they published articles with these headlines:

There's three. But just think of the outrage on that campus if this were published. There would be hearings, expulsions, national coverage. But when leftists do this, there is silence. Pathetic.

Palestinian Terror Update: Pallies Killing Each Other in Record Numbers, World Cheers

The Palestinian Scum, now liberated from firm Israeli control, are in the midst of killing each other in record numbers.

Good news never ends.

More Palestinians killed in internal strife this year

For the first time since the start of the intifada, more Palestinians have been killed in internal violence since the start of the year than those who have died in clashes with Israel, according to an official report published Thursday.

In the report, the Palestinian Authority's Interior Ministry cited 219 deaths as a result of inner-Palestinian violence compared to 218 deaths at the hands of Israeli security forces over the course of the first nine months of this year. The statistics reflect the relative calm in the territories vis-a-vis Israel as well as the increasing anarchy in PA-controlled areas.

The ministry, which oversees the PA's security services, argued that the data speaks to the dangers inherent in the deteriorating security situation within the PA. It called on all the factions within the PA to support efforts in enforcing the law.

Ths proves one thing: the Pallies need someone to control them. Otherwise, they might descend into a terrorist state. Uh, whoops - they already were a terrorist state.

Now they are a terrorist state internally killing itself.

In other words, happy days are here again.

Friday, October 14, 2005

Aaron Broussard: How He Screwed His Own Constituents

Aaron Broussard, the President of Jefferson Parish, Louisiana, became nationally famous several weeks back when he went on Meet the Press and cried about how someone's mother called and called and called and called and asked to be rescued before she "drowned" - despite the fact that the entire story was a complete lie. Then, Broussard went back on MTP and when confronted that the story was a lie, took umbrage that his motives were being questioned when he was busily trying to help his constituents.

Well, it turns out that Mr. Broussard wasn't helping his constituents - he was fucking them over, oh so badly.

It seems that before the hurricane struck, Broussard yanked all of the people operating the pumps which keep his area free of flood waters, and never brought them back, leading to massive flooding.

Pump workers' evacuation angers Jeff residents

A sense of outrage and disbelief is growing in Jefferson Parish at the decision by Parish President Aaron Broussard's administration to evacuate drainage pump operators the day before Hurricane Katrina flooded southeast Louisiana on Aug. 29, according to extensive interviews with residents this week.

They are frustrated that they didn't know of the plan beforehand, stunned that the pump operators weren't returned to their posts for more than 24 hours and anxious that parish officials have been slow, in their view, to justify the decision in light of the ensuing destruction.

But mostly they are mad.

"This wasn't an act of God. It was an act of stupidity, and we're the little guys now stuck between the parish and the insurance companies," said Danny Callahan of Metairie. "We are the ones who have to pay for the decisions politicians make.

"Higher insurance rates, deductibles, financial ruin. I don't want any politician deciding what they think is best for me. When he pays the mortgage on my house or takes my place in filing for bankruptcy, then he can make the decisions."

How long will it be before Broussard appears on MTP again and gets some questions about his imcompetency? Wanna bet never?

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Al Gore: American Psycho

Al Gore comes out now and then - like a smelly insect from under a rock - and makes utterly ridiculous comments, usually demeaning this country and/or President Bush. Well, he's back, and he's done it again.

All we can say is: Thank God this nut was kept from stealing the presidency. This country would be in full surrender mode to our enemies had he been victorious in 2000.

Gore: I Don't Plan to Run for President

STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) - Former Vice President Al Gore said Wednesday he had no intention of ever running for president again, but he said the United States would be ``a different country'' if he had won the 2000 election, launching into a scathing attack of the Bush administration.

"I have absolutely no plans and no expectations of ever being a candidate again," Gore told reporters after giving a speech at an economic forum in Sweden.

Some comments: Hey, Al - no one wants you to run for President. So go deflate your ego, willya?

When asked how the United States would have been different if he had become president, though, he had harsh criticism for Bush's policies.

"We would not have invaded a country that didn't attack us," he said, referring to Iraq. "We would not have taken money from the working families and given it to the most wealthy families."

"We would not be trying to control and intimidate the news media. We would not be routinely torturing people," Gore said. "We would be a different country."

Gore did not elaborate. But last year, he blamed Bush administration policies for the inmate abuse scandal at the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq.

Yup, that's Marxist Al's program: when you give working people back some of the taxes they pay, it is giving it to "the most wealthy families."

But, make sure to focus on these two allegations: "We would not be trying to control and intimidate the news media. We would not be routinely torturing people."

Who controls the news media in this country? Liberals, that's who. And who are we "routinely torturing"? Could it be that Marxist Al objects to housing terrorists in Guantanamo Bay?

Marxist Al hasn't worked for a single day in his life. He doesn't know what it means to work for a paycheck, because his rich segregationist daddy paid all his bills, and he inherited daddy's estate when the old racist keeled over in his bean salad.

But, in truth, how would the US be different if Al had succeeded in stealing the 2000 election?

For openers, 9/11 would not have been the last terror attack on the US - it would have happened again and again since.

Second, Al would be trying to get the UN or some other international entity to "negotiate" with al-Qaeda.

Third, imagine the Marxist psychos who he would have already named to the US Supreme Court.

Taxes would have been jacked up - unless the Republicans who control Congress threatened to close down government. Gore would have named a cabinet of losers and crooks and thieves, just like Clinton did.

And, finally, Al Gore would have made being American a slur. Downies do that, you know.

In short, Al Gore is as deluded and disturbed as the whole of his pathetic party. And his words of lunacy simply mean that allowing Downies to control any portion of the US government, any time, for the foreseeable future, is a dangerous option that we as Americans must do everything in our power to avoid. And we mean everything.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Uh, Yeah...Whatever

We saw this, and wondered: which writer smoked crack when this was being written?

Outer space fish balls real Chinese take-away

Now we realize why space exploration is getting boring: who wants to see fish balls in space?

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Gerhard Schroeder: DEAD MEAT

Poor, poor Gerhard Schroeder. He lost the election to a woman, and now he is through.

Now, let us summarize:

Pro-Iraq War:

George W. Bush: Re-elected
Tony Blair: Re-elected
John Howard: Re-elected

Anti-Iraq War:

Jacques Chirac: Finished in 2008
Gerhard Schroeder: Dead Meat in 2005

So, the question is: why have the main anti-war leaders headed for retirement? Your guess is as good as ours, but who cares as long as they out on their asses.

Exhausted Schröder bows out

GERHARD SCHRÖDER, still clinging to the title of German Chancellor, looked up from the negotiating table late on Sunday night and conceded that his political career was finished. “I see my life developing differently,” he said.

We also see Schroeder's life "developing differently" - we wish that meant a lengthy prison term for aiding and abetting America's enemies.

Let us be clear: Schroeder's replacement, Angela Merkel, might not be the knight in shining armor we wish her to be. But even if she is 90% like Schroeder, she will still be an improvement.

And now, from our chorus:

Monday, October 10, 2005

JPost: Al Qaeda Has Moved Into the Gaza Strip

Well, now we see what the appeasement of Palestinians and Muslims gets anyone: In addition to the Gaza Strip becoming the launching point for Hamas and other Pally terror groups, it appears that al Qaeda has set up shop there as well.


Al-Qaida raises its head in Gaza

Has al-Qaida started operating in the Gaza Strip? A leaflet distributed in Khan Yunis over the weekend by al-Qaida's "Palestine branch" announced that the terrorist group has begun working towards uniting the Muslims under one Islamic state.

"The Muslim nation has been subjected, through various periods, to conspiracies by the infidels," the leaflet said. "[The infidels] have brought down the Islamic Caliphate, dividing the nation into small and weak states. They also managed to dilute the Islamic and character of the nation."

The leaflet said unity was the only way for Muslims to achieve victory over their enemies, adding that the terrorist group's chief goal was to enforce Islamic law in the entire world.

"Our efforts are now focused on establishing a strong and unified Muslim nation where love prevails among all its members," it added.

The leaflet, signed by al-Qaida of Jihad in Palestine, is the latest indication of al-Qaida's effort to establish itself in the Gaza Strip after the Israeli withdrawal from the area.

The world continues to ignore the lessons of the past. Appeasement never never has, and it never will. And Muslim maggots need to be fought with force, not surrender.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

WashTimes: GOP Rank and File Not Throwing Hissy Fits like Elitist DC Conservatives

The Harriet Miers US Supreme Court nomination has apparently broken the Republican Party into two wings: arrogant DC elitist writers, and the rest of us.

Guess who is against Miers?

GOP rank and file back Miers

The Republican base across the country looks more favorably on President Bush's nomination of Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court than the cluster of conservative critics who are opposing her inside the Beltway, according to a Washington Times survey of state party chairmen.

Most Republican chairmen interviewed expressed confidence in Mr. Bush's choice and said they were picking up little, if any, criticism from their rank and file, though some said they wanted to know more about Miss Miers and expected to learn more once the Senate confirmation process gets under way.

Eileen Melvin, chairwoman of the Pennsylvania Republican Party, said she had just come from a meeting with state committee members in conservative Lancaster County, where she asked them what they thought of the Miers nomination. "They said we trust the president," she said.

"The president has defined what he was looking for in a Supreme Court nominee from Day One, so the folks I've spoken with understand that he knows Harriet Miers and they trust that he has nominated someone who meets his standards," Mrs. Melvin said.

The Charles Krauthammers, Ann Coulters, and Rush Limbaughs are making fools of themselves, and inflating their own self-importance. But they also risk their own careers when the only people who care to listen to them shut their shit off.

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Iranian Stock Market Plunges Over Nuke Controversy

It appears that the Iranian economy, built on burqa production and blowing shit up in other countries, is about to take a fall because the UN is likely - if it ever gets off its antiquated ass - to issue sanctions against the terrorist regime for their building of a nuclear weapon. The country's stock market (a real economic powerhouse) is taking a hit because it knows what is coming.

Traders shun Iran bourse as atomic crisis deepens

TEHRAN, Oct 2 (Reuters) - Investors are bailing out of Iran's stock market, preferring gold and foreign bourses while international pressure ratchets up against Tehran's disputed atomic programme, traders said on Sunday.

The total bourse capitalisation had dropped to $38.2 billion dollars on Sunday, down from $45 billion in late June when conservative Mahmoud Ahmadinejad won a landslide presidential election victory.

The TEPIX all-share index stood at 10,151 points on Sunday, down 27 percent in the 14 months from August 2004, when it stood at 13,880.

"Everything depends on the nuclear negotiations, and the market really craves good news," said Akbar Zarganinejad, the head of a leading brokerage.

Iran stands on the brink of referral to the U.N. Security Council for possible sanctions after failing to convince the world its atomic ambitions are peaceful. Iran insists it needs atomic technology to fuel power stations.

"Unfortunately, the small stockholders' fears can affect the share indices dramatically," Zarganinejad said.

Here's wishing that 1) the UN imposes sanctions, and 2) that the Iranian economy falls through the floor, and 3) there is a revolution which overthrows the fucking lunatics running Iran. Then the sanctions regime will have been a greater benefit than usual.

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