Monday, October 24, 2005
Palestinians Test Each Other on their Knowledge of the Holy Shit Book, AKA the Koran
The Palestinian Scum are holding a "contest" to test their knowledge of the Koran.
Clerics in Gaza City test contestants' knowledge of Koran
Gotta love those hats! We didn't know that Muslims were trying out for "Fucked Up Santa Terrorist of the Year"!
Here are some of those super-secret questions contained in the quiz...how many can you answer?
1. How many women did Mohammad rape? (The answer: None - he hated women, as do Muslims today.)
2. How many goats did Mohammad rape? (The answer: Thousands!)
3. How many Muslims does it take to take a bath? (The answer: None - because they don't bathe.)
4. If three Muslims were in a room and the room was on fire, how long would it take everyone else to leave the room and forget they were there?
5. You are on an airliner with a Muslim on one side and a mass murderer on the other - who do you call police to arrest? (The answer: The Muslim - because the mass murderer won't be blowing himself up on the plane, or hijacking it to use as a weapon into a building.)
The Palestinian Scum are holding a "contest" to test their knowledge of the Koran.
Clerics in Gaza City test contestants' knowledge of Koran
With senior Islamic militant leaders looking on, Palestinian officials on Sunday opened an international competition testing participants' knowledge of the Koran.
Some 700 people, including diplomats and top leaders of the Islamic Jihad and Hamas militant groups, crowded into a cultural center for the first day of the Al-Aqsa International Competition for the Holy Koran.
For five days, a panel of clerics will pose questions to the 50 contestants and ask them to recite verses of the Koran from memory.
Gotta love those hats! We didn't know that Muslims were trying out for "Fucked Up Santa Terrorist of the Year"!
Here are some of those super-secret questions contained in the quiz...how many can you answer?
1. How many women did Mohammad rape? (The answer: None - he hated women, as do Muslims today.)
2. How many goats did Mohammad rape? (The answer: Thousands!)
3. How many Muslims does it take to take a bath? (The answer: None - because they don't bathe.)
4. If three Muslims were in a room and the room was on fire, how long would it take everyone else to leave the room and forget they were there?
5. You are on an airliner with a Muslim on one side and a mass murderer on the other - who do you call police to arrest? (The answer: The Muslim - because the mass murderer won't be blowing himself up on the plane, or hijacking it to use as a weapon into a building.)
