Saturday, October 22, 2005
Moron Alert at the San Fran Chronic
Yup, that's the "Chronic" - not the "Chronicle."
Check out this hilarious screed from an obviously demented lunatic - and one who gets to write a daily column for a major newspaper.
And liberals just cannot understand why Fox News grows in popularity.
God Does Not Want 16 Kids; Arkansas mom gives birth to a whole freakin' baseball team. How deeply should you cringe?
This is why blue-state America continues to become a minority of this country: racist, bigoted, anti-Christian, anti-family, pro-abortion and pro-homosexual thinking.
If this lowlife had written a column decrying large births among blacks, he would be fired. If he wrote a derogatory column on a Muslim family, he would be fired. But in liberal America, you can condemn Christians and families and get away with it. And this is why liberal newspapers continue to see their profits - and influence - waning quickly each passing day.
Yup, that's the "Chronic" - not the "Chronicle."
Check out this hilarious screed from an obviously demented lunatic - and one who gets to write a daily column for a major newspaper.
And liberals just cannot understand why Fox News grows in popularity.
God Does Not Want 16 Kids; Arkansas mom gives birth to a whole freakin' baseball team. How deeply should you cringe?
Who are you to judge? Who are you to say that the more than slightly creepy 39-year-old woman from Arkansas who just gave birth to her 16th child yes that's right 16 kids and try not to cringe in phantom vaginal pain when you say it, who are you to say Michelle Duggar is not more than a little unhinged and sad and lost?
And furthermore, who are you to suggest that her equally troubling husband -- whose name is, of course, Jim Bob and he's hankerin' to be a Republican senator and try not to wince in sociopolitical pain when you say that -- isn't more than a little numb to the real world, and that bringing 16 hungry mewling attention-deprived kids (and she wants more! Yay!) into this exhausted world zips right by "touching" and races right past "disturbing" and lurches its way, heaving and gasping and sweating from the karmic armpits, straight into "Oh my God, what the hell is wrong with you people?"
But that would be, you know, mean. Mean and callous to suggest that this might be the most disquieting photo you see all year, this bizarre Duggar family of 18 spotless white hyperreligious interchangeable people with alarmingly bad hair, the kids ranging in ages from 1 to 17, worse than those nuked Smurfs in that UNICEF commercial and worse than all the horrific rubble in Pakistan and worse than the cluster-bomb nightmare that is Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise having a child as they suck the skin from each other's Scientological faces and even worse than that huge 13-foot python which ate that six-foot alligator and then exploded.
It's wrong to be this judgmental. Wrong to suggest that it is exactly this kind of weird pathological protofamily breeding-happy gluttony that's making the world groan and cry and recoil, contributing to vicious overpopulation rates and unrepentant economic strain and a bitter moral warpage resulting from a massive viral outbreak of homophobic neo-Christians across our troubled and Bush-ravaged land. Or is it?
Is it wrong to notice how all the Duggar kids' names start with the letter J (Jeremiah and Josiah and Jedediah and Jesus, someone please stop them), and that if you study the above photo (or the even more disturbing family Web site) too closely you will become rashy and depressed and you will crave large quantities of alcohol and loud aggressive music to deflect the creeping feeling that this planet is devolving faster than you can suck the contents from a large bong? But I'm not judging.
This is why blue-state America continues to become a minority of this country: racist, bigoted, anti-Christian, anti-family, pro-abortion and pro-homosexual thinking.
If this lowlife had written a column decrying large births among blacks, he would be fired. If he wrote a derogatory column on a Muslim family, he would be fired. But in liberal America, you can condemn Christians and families and get away with it. And this is why liberal newspapers continue to see their profits - and influence - waning quickly each passing day.
