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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Leftwing Anti-War Nut Admits to Lying About War Crimes, Sent to Hoosegow

In 2006, the leftwing anti-war fruitpies in America pushed the name of Jesse MacBeth, who claimed that he was an Iraq war veteran who had participated in horrific massacres and other war crimes. This is proof of evil America, they said.

Fortunately, this scumbag was found to be a liar, and had to plead guilty in court in Washington State to faking a war record.

The Left loves to tell you that "Bush lied!" Now, that proof is shown that "The Left Lied!" they remain quiet and unassuming - until their next liar pops up.

Anti-War YouTube 'Vet' Admits He Is Faker

A Washington man, whose claims to have slaughtered civilians as a U.S. Army Ranger in Iraq were seen by millions on YouTube, admitted in federal court in Seattle today that he was a fake and a liar.

Jesse Adam Macbeth, 23, pleaded guilty to charges he faked his war record.

"He was in the Army for 40 days before he was kicked out of boot camp for being unfit," said U.S. Attorney Jeffrey C. Sullivan. "He was never in Iraq."

Macbeth's story of killing men and women as they left a Baghdad mosque included claims that he was a U.S. Army Ranger and had received the Purple Heart for injuries suffered in combat in Iraq.

His interview was translated into Arabic and distributed in the Middle East, said the U.S. attorney.

"Macbeth's lies fueled hostility to our servicemen in Iraq and here at home," Sullivan said.

Federal prosecutors and investigators with the Office of the Inspector General for the Department of Veterans Affairs say they are in the midst of a crackdown on phony heroes.

"The phony war hero phenomenon plagues the American landscape and tarnishes the service of thousands of veterans who have served honorable," said Douglas Carver, special agent in charge of the VA's inspector general operation in the west.

MacBeth is getting five months in prison - and he should serve every day of them. The phony liars on the Left will never be held accountable for their lies and deceit and treason. So much the shame.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Downercrats Plan to Tax the Shit Out of the American People to Pay for "Global Warming"

The Downercrats are whispering - not announcing, just whispering, mind you - that if they get full control of the levers of government they will tax the shit out of the American people to pay for fighting "global warming."

More taxes on gasoline? Yep. Higher taxes on homeowners, hurt by the downturn in home sales? You betcha. A carbon tax? As high as they can get it.

It reminds one of the old adage: elect Downies, and you get your pocket picked.

Plan Uses Taxes to Fight Climate

with global warming will be painful, says one of the most powerful Democrats in Congress. To back up his claim he is proposing a recipe many people won't like _ a 50-cent gasoline tax, a carbon tax and scaling back tax breaks for some home owners.

"I'm trying to have everybody understand that this is going to cost and that it's going to have a measure of pain that you're not going to like," Rep. John Dingell, who is marking his 52nd year in Congress, said Wednesday in an interview with The Associated Press.

Dingell will offer a "discussion draft" outlining his tax proposals on Thursday, the same day that President Bush holds a two-day conference to discuss voluntary efforts to combat climate change.

But Dingell, chairman of the House Energy and Commerce Committee that will craft climate legislation, is making it clear that he believes tackling global warming will require a lot more if it is to be taken seriously.

"This is going to cause pain," he said, adding that he wants to make certain "the pain is shared in a way that is fair, proper, acceptable and accomplishes the basic purpose" of reducing greenhouse gases, mainly carbon dioxide from burning fossil fuels.

Of course, Downies will not tell anyone about this when they campaign to control the government next year. And you can bet that if asked every Downie will simply say that they are against such things. But give them that power - including the White House - and watch as they suddenly spring this on everyone. And then you can regret voting for liberal "change."

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

The Daily Dose of the Daily Kos: The Nutjobs Take Control of the American Left

There is no more sanity amongst the American Left - they have thrown it out completely, in their haste to embrace the worst of America's enemies.

The key moment came this week, when Mahmoud "The Goatfucker" Ahmadinejad, aka "Mahmoud Iamanutjob," the head of Iran, came to the United States and spoke at Columbia University.

The reaction of the Left? They love the guy! They just love him!

Ahmadenijad @ Columbia: the Video

No wonder those that are beating the war drums against Iran didn't want Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to speak any place American might hear him. Thanks to Columbia University and CPAN he was heard by many. He sounds entirely to reasonable. Hearing his own word doesn't help the cause of demonizing him as a madman and the most recent Hitler. This is someone we definitely should be talking to. so in the interest of promoting peace and knowledge, I present these short excerpts from his talk at Columbia University today.

Of course, check out the comments of the other fruitcakes, who think that Mahmoudy is a far sight better than George W. Bush.

Speaking of who is a better leader to the nutjob left, one of their dimmer bulbs actually started a poll, asking who these dimwits would rather have as a leader.

Bush is winning, but not by much.

Who would you rather have lead, Bush or Ahmadinejad?

So, a simple question - who would you rather have a President, George Bush or Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?

And one comments sums up the lack of intelligence on the Left:

But do allow me to say that Mr. A. is much more well-read, articulate and intelligent than Mr. GWB.

You have to hand it to the Leftwingfruitcakes: they are consistently nutty.

So, in this vein, let us hear from "Sallykohn" who says that she is a Jewish lesbian. Despite the fact that in Mahmoudy's Iran, she would be hanged, what is her response to the Unwashed and Smelly President of Iran?

She loves him! That's right, folks - she has a crush on the Goatfucker!

Why I Have A Little Crush on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

I know I'm a Jewish lesbian and he'd probably have me killed. But still, the guy speaks some blunt truths about the Bush Administration that make me swoon...

Okay, I admit it. Part of it is that he just looks cuddly. Possibly cuddly enough to turn me straight. I think he kind of looks like Kermit the Frog. Sort of. With smaller eyes. But that’s not all…

Got it, folks? Mahmoudy is as dreamy and cuddly as Kermit the Frog!

And remember this comment from another psychotic Leftist:

Ahmadinijead is a brilliant orator and as an historian I am continually impressed with his charisma in front of the camera. And I do in fact believe his wish to place a wreath at Ground Zero was authentic.

So, now let us sum up:

Leftists are delusional. Leftists hate America. Leftists love Jew-hating, American-hating dictators.

End of argument.

Monday, September 24, 2007

New Poll: Downies Get Blasted if Hillary Clinton Gets Prez Nomination

The MSM in America like to have everyone believe that Downies are set to march to the polls next year and elect Hillary Clinton as President and more Downies to Congress. But in a new poll, taken in August and just released by Downie polltaker Celinda Lake, Hillary Clinton drags down the entire Downie ticket, and in 31 House districts that Downies need to keep control of the House, she loses by 10 points to Rudy Guiliani.

What does this mean? It means that Republicans need to run in 2008 on the do-nothing 110th Congress, with a dose of "Hillary Clinton as President is the nightmare scenario" for the American people and then stand back and watch as the Downies lose another election.

In Swing Districts, Democratic Enthusiasm Is Harder to Come By

Conventional wisdom dictates that Democratic voters are thrilled with their choices for president, bursting at the seams to rally behind Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (N.Y.), Sen. Barack Obama (Ill.) or whoever gets the party's nod next year.

A recent survey by Democratic pollster Celinda Lake, however, showed Clinton and Obama trailing former New York mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani (R) in the 31 Democratic-held House districts regarded as most imperiled in 2008, and even potentially serving as a drag on those lawmakers' reelection chances.

The poll was conducted in August but has not been previously reported. It paints a "sobering picture" for Democrats, according to a memo by Lake and Daniel Gotoff that accompanies the poll report.

Giuliani takes 49 percent to Clinton's 39 percent, while the former mayor's lead over Obama is far smaller, 41 percent to 40 percent. "Despite Obama's relative advantage over Clinton, both candidates are significantly underperforming against the generic Democratic edge in the presidential and even against party identification," Lake and Gotoff wrote.

The news gets worse for Obama and Clinton as one delves deeper into the survey.

While the average lead of Democratic House members stands at 19 percentage points in the 31 vulnerable districts -- all but two of which are part of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee's incumbent-protection program known as Frontline -- that number sinks considerably when the lawmakers are linked to either front-runner.

"Some people say [your Democratic incumbent] is a strong supporter of Hillary Clinton and will support her liberal agenda of big government and higher taxes if she becomes president," the poll stated, before asking respondents whether they would still vote for their incumbent or choose a Republican candidate.

Whether the question named Clinton or Obama, the Democratic incumbent's lead shrank to an average of six points: 47 percent to 41 percent with Clinton leading the ticket, 44 percent to 38 percent with Obama as the nominee.

"The images of the two early favorites are part of the problem," Lake and Gotoff wrote. Clinton has a "very polarized image" in the districts, while Obama's "image is soft, and one-fifth of voters do not have a firm impression of him."

Hillary Clinton or Osama Barama Obama - either way, Downie are in deep trouble in 2008. And don't let the MSM tell you otherwise.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

HillaryCare, Part II: How Hillary Will Make You Get Health Insurance

The nightmare of socialized medicine rearing its ugly head in the United States is back, as Hillary Clinton, the presumed Downie presidential nominee, says that she will push for the plan of crap she tried 14 years ago.

Oh - and now, if you want to get a job, you will have to show proof of health insurance. No insurance? No work!

AP Interview: Clinton on health care

WASHINGTON - Democrat Hillary Rodham Clinton said Tuesday that a mandate requiring every American to purchase health insurance was the only way to achieve universal health care but she rejected the notion of punitive measures to force individuals into the health care system.

"At this point, we don't have anything punitive that we have proposed," the presidential candidate said in an interview with The Associated Press. "We're providing incentives and tax credits which we think will be very attractive to the vast majority of Americans."

She said she could envision a day when "you have to show proof to your employer that you're insured as a part of the job interview — like when your kid goes to school and has to show proof of vaccination," but said such details would be worked out through negotiations with Congress.

The leftist media in America will do their damndest this time to make sure that HillaryCare Part II is seen as nice, fluffy, and compassionate. Socialized medicine? What do you ever mean? Hillary cares. Her plan will care for you. You don't want those evil Bush tax cuts! You want Hillary Clinton to take care of you!

Watch as the vomit of socialized medicine is pushed in everyone's face for the next year, as the MSM do everything in their power to get this evil woman elected President. To hell with America if it means getting her into the White House.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

The NY Times: Earth May Survive if the Sun Explodes

From the dimwits and halfwits who brought to you "climate change," "global warming," and "Hillary Clinton for President," comes this breathtakingly shocking story, showing that people are claiming that if the sun were to somehow explode, the Earth might survive.

The sun. Explosion. And the Earth survives!

Of course, even if it did survive, it would get as cold as a room with Rosie O'Donnell sitting in it naked.

Earth Might Survive Sun’s Explosion

What happens to planets when their stars age and die?

That’s not an academic question. About five billion years from now, astronomers say, the Sun will run out of hydrogen fuel and swell temporarily more than 100 times in diameter into a so-called red giant, swallowing Mercury and Venus and dooming life on Earth, but perhaps not Earth itself.

Astronomers are announcing that they have discovered a planet that seems to have survived the puffing up of its home star, suggesting there is some hope that Earth could survive the aging and swelling of the Sun.

The newly discovered planet is a gas giant at least three times as massive as Jupiter. It orbits about 150 million miles from a faint star in the constellation Pegasus known as V 391 Pegasi. But before that star blew up as a red giant sometime in the past and lost half its mass, the planet must have been about as far from its star as the Earth is to the Sun — about 90 million miles — the astronomers led by Roberto Silvotti of the Observatorio Astronomico di Capodimonte in Naples, Italy, calculated.

Dr. Silvotti said that the results showed that a planet at the Earth’s distance “can survive” the red giant and he hoped the discovery would spur searches for more like it. “With some statistics and new detailed models we will be able to say something more even to the destiny of our Earth (which, as we all know, has much more urgent problems by the way),” he said in an e-mail message.

Oh! So it will happen five billion years from now!

Whoever is around then can worry about it.

Friday, September 14, 2007

More Classic Liberal Thinking: Let's Talk to al Qaeda

Liberalism equals stupidity. Here it is proven when you have liberals who don't want to fight terrorism actually claim that we need to talk to al Qaeda.

It doesn't get any stupider than this.

Talking to al Qaeda? Don't rule it out, some say

LONDON (Reuters) - Six years after the September 11 attacks, a few cautious voices are beginning to suggest the unthinkable -- maybe it is time to consider talking to al Qaeda.

The idea will revolt some people and raises obvious questions -- through what channels could such a dialogue take place and what would there be to negotiate?

But proponents say al Qaeda has established itself as a de facto power, whether the West likes it or not, and history shows militant movements are best neutralized by negotiation, not war.

"No insurgency or terrorism has been defeated by warfare or violence," former Anglican church envoy and hostage negotiator Terry Waite said in a debate on BBC World television.

"There are some rational players in al Qaeda but it also attracts the psychotic. We need to seek an entry point," said the Briton, himself a captive in Lebanon from 1987 to 1991.

Jan Egeland, a Norwegian who helped broker secret talks between Israel and the Palestine Liberation Organisation in the 1990s and later, as a top U.N. official, dealt with warlords and guerrilla leaders from Colombia to Uganda, told Reuters: "I wouldn't rule out speaking to anybody, a priori."

He went on: "It depends on who you speak to, but also what you speak to them about. I'm willing to speak to the devil to help the victims in the depths of hell. If I could have a meeting with al Qaeda where one could impress upon them that they are the biggest anti-Islamic force around, why not?"

But Egeland and others point out there are huge obstacles to negotiating with al Qaeda, even if Western governments could overcome their revulsion towards it.

Here is what we should do: since Terry Waite is so darn happy to want to talk to al Qaeda, we should chip in and send him into the tribal areas of Pakistan to find Osama bin Laden to talk to him. And, if Terry Waite happens to get his head cut off, then that means he was wrong and al Qaeda doesn't want to talk.

Liberalism equals stupidity. But it also means naivete of the worst kind.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Classic Liberal Thinking: When There is a Stabbing, Call for a Ban on Guns

Liberalism always equals stupidity. The point is proved in the following story from Canada: when a student in a school is stabbed, the leader of Ontario, a Liberal, calls for a ban on guns.

Not a ban on knives, but on guns.

Gun ban needed, not school metal detectors: McGuinty

Ontario Liberal Leader Dalton McGuinty said Wednesday that he does not want to see the provinces' schools resort to installing metal detectors and having uniformed security officers patrol the halls in the wake of Tuesday's fatal stabbing at a Toronto high school.

Such a move, he said, would amount to the Americanization of schools in Ontario.

“I see that as an absolute last resort,” Mr. McGuinty told reporters during an election campaign stop.

Instead, he said, Ontario needs to distinguish itself from the United States by imposing an outright ban on hand guns.

“Let's ban handguns in Ontario,” he said. “Let's ban handguns across the country. Let's declare war against handguns.”

A 16-year-old Scarborough youth was stabbed to death on Tuesday on a walkway leading from Winston Churchill Collegiate Institute.

The teen's death comes four months after the shooting death of teenager Jordan Manners, placing the violence that has plagued Toronto front-and-centre in the provincial election campaign.

Liberalism equals stupidity. It always does. And this moron proves it.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

The Downercrats Come Apart Over Iraq

The Downercrats have now thrown their lot in with the defeatists in this country, and some of them in Congress would rather see their party lose the majority than do anything but call for defeat in Iraq.

Happy days are here again!

Woolsey calls for attacks on colleagues

Rep. Lynn Woolsey (D-Calif.) is encouraging anti-war activists to find challengers to centrist Democrats, with the aim of moving the party to the left and ramping up opposition to the war in Iraq, to the chagrin of top Democratic aides.

“You folks should go after the Democrats,” Woolsey said in response to a suggestion from an activist during a conference call last month organized by the Network of Spiritual Progressives.

“I’d hate to lose the majority, but I’m telling you, if we don’t stand up to our responsibility, maybe that’s the lesson to be learned.”

Democratic leaders have yet to punish Woolsey for her stance, but their aides were irked by and dismissive of Woolsey’s remarks.

“The political reality is that the real targets of the outside groups should be Republicans who have so far refused to join the overwhelming majority of Democrats in voting for a change of course in Iraq,” a top aide said.

Here is hoping that enough people abandon the Downies for one reason or another, and it causes their entire ticket to collapse next year.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Downercrats Surrender Again to Bush

The Downercrat Party, at 18% in the polls for approval of Congress, have a good time threatening hearings and punishment against the Bush administration. But when it comes time to carry something out, they balk.

There is a phrase for that. It is called being a pussy. And Downies do it so well.

Miers, Bolten contempt filings delayed

House Democratic leaders have decided to postpone a vote on a criminal contempt resolution against White House chief of staff Joshua Bolten and former White House counsel Harriet Miers for several weeks, and possibly longer, according to top lawmakers and aides.

The decision delays any constitutional showdown, at least for the moment, between Congress and President Bush over the extent of executive privilege and the president’s ability to fend off congressional investigations.

But the slowdown, approved by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) and her top lieutenants, is also stirring objections among Democrats.

House Judiciary Committee Chairman John Conyers Jr. (D-Mich.) said he is uncomfortable with the delay and worries the House will be seen as toothless unless it moves quickly to hold top officials in contempt for failing to provide documents and testimony in congressional probes.

The House Judiciary Committee approved contempt citations against Bolten and Miers on July 25, after the two failed to comply with subpoenas as part of the committee’s investigation into the sacking of nine U.S. attorneys.

The Downies realize that their plan of "investigate, investigate, investigate!" that they implemented this year has failed dismally. And the American media has failed to cover it.

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Downercrats: Divided, Disgusted, and Dimwitted

The Downercrats have invested their entire party in the hope that the United States will be defeated in Iraq, which, in their minds, means a defeat for President Bush. The Downies won the Congress on this very stand last November - and it continues even today, as things improve in Iraq.

Now, the left is completely lost in trying to get Congress to stop the war in Iraq. They are at their wit's end. And that is a great thing.

Antiwar leaders stymied, frustrated

A well-known antiwar leader has gone public with the transcript of a private conference call that shows peace activists are exasperated with the Democratic congressional leadership and at a loss for a long-term strategy.

The Aug. 29 call highlights divisions in the Democratic Party that Republicans are gearing up to try to exploit as Congress debates its response to the report on Iraq this week by Gen. David H. Petraeus and Ambassador Ryan Crocker.


“Right now, we could write the story of this Congress as ‘Profiles in Cowardice,’” Lerner said. “There’s a great deal of frustration with the Democrats in the Congress – a sense almost of betrayal. The Democrats don’t have – and even the people in the antiwar movement don’t have – a coherent alternative worldview from which to base a strategy. That’s why they end up debating everything on the same terms that the Republicans do.”

This is always a good thing when the Left is on the verge of defeat. Perhaps the Downercrat imbeciles in Congress who push their sick ideology can lose Congress next year as the cost of wishing for a defeat in Iraq.

Monday, September 03, 2007

Anti-Bush Asshole Gets His Comeuppance

In the world of morons with Bush Derangement Syndrome - those nutcases who blame George W. Bush for every problem in the world and even more - one of the worst is British asshole Piers Morgan, former editor of The Daily Mirror before he got canned. When President Bush fell off a Segway scooter in 2003, Morgan laughed at him and called him every name in the book, including "idiot" for falling off.

Now, payback is a bitch as Morgan, while riding the same Segway, fell off and broke three ribs.

Idiot! Moron! Asshole!

Ouch! The moment Piers Morgan broke three ribs falling off the Segway he said was 'idiot-proof'

If he didn't believe in karma before, Piers Morgan must surely do now.

The ex-newspaper editor, now a columnist for The Mail on Sunday's Live magazine, took great delight in making fun of President Bush for falling off a Segway - the two-wheeled, motorised, gyroscopically balanced scooter that, its makers promise, will never fall over.

His paper, the Daily Mirror, ran the headline in 2003: "You'd have to be an idiot to fall off, wouldn't you Mr President." It added: "If anyone can make a pig's ear of riding a sophisticated, self-balancing machine like this, Dubya can." So, it seems, can Mr Morgan.

before he was due to make his biggest TV appearance to date, as a judge on the grand final of reality show America's Got Talent.

Quite what he was doing on a Segway - labelled 'the geek machine' by critics - Morgan has yet to explain, but these pictures reveal the moment of the undignified crash.

He can be seen cruising comfortably along the promenade at Santa Monica beach. Inexplicably, his delicate sense of balance fails him. The Segway swerves to the right, mounting the kerb. Morgan's 'toned muscular, tanned, superfit torso' (as he describes it) continues straight along the road but sadly his feet remain planted to the rogue Segway.

The shame here is that Morgan did not fall on his head, as breaking his skull would definitely have had more laughs.

This is just one more piece of evidence that 99% of the people who say that George W. Bush is a moron are stupider than he could ever be.

Sunday, September 02, 2007

The Little Johnny Downwards Health Plan: We will FORCE YOU to go to a Doctor

As the Downercrats running for President make their headlong rush into seeing which one can come up with the largest, fattest, most disgusting socialist monster of a health care plan, Little Johnny Downwards, whose campaign gets more hilarious by the day, has stated now that under his plan, he will force you to go to a doctor.

Force you? How does he do that?

It is socialism, folks - and we know what socialism does. But Downwards is trying to outdo even that pile of bureaucratic crappola.

Edwards backs mandatory preventive care

TIPTON, Iowa - Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards said on Sunday that his universal health care proposal would require that Americans go to the doctor for preventive care.

"It requires that everybody be covered. It requires that everybody get preventive care," he told a crowd sitting in lawn chairs in front of the Cedar County Courthouse. "If you are going to be in the system, you can't choose not to go to the doctor for 20 years. You have to go in and be checked and make sure that you are OK."

He noted, for example, that women would be required to have regular mammograms in an effort to find and treat "the first trace of problem." Edwards and his wife, Elizabeth, announced earlier this year that her breast cancer had returned and spread.

Edwards said his mandatory health care plan would cover preventive, chronic and long-term health care. The plan would include mental health care as well as dental and vision coverage for all Americans.

"The whole idea is a continuum of care, basically from birth to death," he said.

There it is, folks. Nikita Khrushchev, er, Little Johnny Downwards, says that his plan will cover you from birth to death, and make you go to a doctor when he says, when he wants.

So, in the spirit of this shocking development - which the American media passed right over so they could spend more time covering the 10th anniversary of the death of Princess Diana - we present this little play:

Citizen: Hello, I am a citizen.

Government Worker: Under the National Health Care Plan, we deem it necessary for you to go to a doctor right now. Here is your appointment with the doctor of our choosing.

Citizen: But, wait a second. I feel fine. I don't want to go to a doctor right now.

Government Worker: Tough shit, fella. Go to this appointment, or you will be fined $1,000 under Section 10985.3.5, subsection [Q], which states, and I quote, "If you do not go to the doctor's appointment set up for you under the Care Response Appointment Plan (CRAP), you will be fined for the first violation a sum of $1,000. If you do not respond to the second appointment, you will be fined $2,000. A third violation will mean 1-3 years in prison." And when I say prison, I mean hard time.

Citizen (holding head): This is shocking! I didn't vote for this when I cast my ballot for this President in 2008! I have to go to a doctor when you want me to, or I will face fines or prison?

Government Worker: You bet your ass, fella. Now do it, or I will be back to your home with several health care workers from the institution and you will be locked up.

Citizen: Holy shit!

Government Worker: And don't curse. Under the Plan, cursing causes increased stress for you and those around you, and is against the law. So stop doing it, or I will have your ass hauled off to jail.

This little play was brought to you by the number 400, which is how much Little Johnny Downwards pays for a haircut, and the letter F, which stands for the fucking you will get if a Downercrat is elected President in 2008.

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