Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Check out this hilarous video and the song near the end.
Achmed Sings Christmas Songs - Watch more free videos
Here are the lyrics for those who wish to sing along:
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through Checkpoint A
But not through Checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US military
Oh, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs
mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins
that bin Laden promised me?
Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left
is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man
but every time I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam
my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenience store night clerk
Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
or I’ll kill you!
Saturday, December 22, 2007
The liberal fruitcakes at DailyKos have now turned on their own, as they bash Nancy Pelosi.
But, like the good pieces of shit that they are, they make sure to bash Jews and call President Bush "a murderous psychopath."
In the early heady days of January, there was a veritable buzz in the air. Change was a'comin. The Evil Empire of Bush/Cheney was finally derailed, and the Constitution was about to be restored.
Then Nancy got ahold of the gavel. Her first major statement was to take impeachment "off the table." While her intention may have been to quiet the rancor and hatred between the parties, it had the opposite effect. It showed the GOP minority that the new speaker was weak, ineffectual, short-sighted, and constantly willing to seek accommodation and compromise.
How would any self-respecting GOPer, including Bush/Cheney respond? In retrospect, it was obvious. For 15 years, the GOP was used to rough handling by its leaders. Those leaders managed to keep diverse groups within the GOP in line, and under control. Their unanimity surprised many while they were the majority. Why would anyone be surprised if they maintained it as the minority?
As for the president, her promise to protect the president and the presidency from impeachment was like a red flag to a raging bull. The more he demanded, the more Pelosi would give in. Which in turn, caused him to demand that much more.
Today, Nancy claims to be shocked by the coordination and uniform stances taken by the GOP in Congress. She was "surprised" by their behavior.
Nancy, Nancy, Nancy. You have been in office since 1987, and you claim to be surprised at the GOP? Are you the most incredibly naive politician in the universe, or is something else at play?
Well, let's take a look. You voted in favor of Patriot Act 1 without even reading the damned bill. You supported the Israeli invasion of Lebanon. You have stopped Democrats from complaining about Israel wall-building, take over of Palestinian settlements and the continued illegal construction of Israeli settlements and compounds. You stopped a congressional investigation of the illegal use of cluster bombs by the Israeli military on civilian areas.
AIPAC thanked you in 2005, and asked you to be the keynote speaker that year. And just this year, you played messenger girl from Prime Minister Olmert to the Syrian president.
Check out the comments down the page: notice that even when liberals hit their own, they just cannot avoid making sickening anti-Semitic slurs. Then again, that is the Nazified left for you.
Remember, folks: when you vote Downercrat, you enable lunatics like these to have power.
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Muslim crazies want to take over the world and make us all hostages to their sick cult. But they also want to destroy the lives of everyone who does not want to become one of their mindless stooges.
Now we have another Islamic nutter who says that television - television! - should be banned as unIslamic.
Fuck you, goatfucker.
Fatwa against television trashed
Television is “haram (sinful)” and even watching religious programmes is not acceptable, an Islamic seminary said in a fatwa that has been trashed by scholars and community leaders.
The fatwa was issued by the Dar-ul Uloom in Deoband, near Muzaffarnagar, in response to a madarsa teacher’s plea to clarify whether watching Islamic channels and televised debates on religious issues was right.
The edict is being seen as regressive. “If watching TV is anti-Islamic, why do we watch Haj on TV?” asked Khalid Rashid Firangi Mahali of the All India Muslim Personal Law Board.
Khalid questioned how the clerics at Deoband, who are no strangers to television and often come on camera during debates, could take such a stand.
“These matters (watching Islamic channels) are related to religion, so you should see from whom you are taking your religion. You should learn from authentic and pious people,” the fatwa, issued on December 8, said.
The Deoband clerics argued that while television “is a tool of entertainment and enjoyment”, it was mostly used for “unlawful and prohibited things”.
Yeah - like videos from bin Laden and al-Zawahiri and other associated goatfuckers.
Watch this - and choose which scenario best fits the Downercrats.
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
From the 1/2 Hour News Hour, formerly on Fox News. Hilarious as hell.
Monday, December 17, 2007
The news is out - and missed by the MSM - that Nancy Pelosi, in just one year as Speaker of the House, spent tons of money on things she should not have, including - get this one - $16,000 for flowers, which is more than some people earn in a year.
Her excuse? She's got a lot of expenses.
Pay for your own flowers, you piece of shit.
Pelosi buys $16K worth of flowers
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has spent $16,000 on flowers since taking office, one reason why she spent 63 percent more in her high-profile inaugural year than her low-key predecessor did last year.
Pelosi (D-Calif.) spent a little more than $3 million in the first nine months of 2007, records show, compared to the $1.8 million Rep. Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.) spent during the same period in 2006.
Republicans are spending more as well. House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) has increased spending 23 percent above what Pelosi spent when she held the same job. That would be 16 percent if some of Hastert’s closing-out costs were deducted.
The spending patterns indicate Pelosi is seeking to restore the Speaker’s role as a counterweight to the president and reclaim some of the responsibilities Hastert had ceded to his aggressive majority leader, Tom DeLay (R-Texas). Because of their different roles, Pelosi aides say it is unfair to simply compare Pelosi’s spending to Hastert’s.
“When Speaker Pelosi took the gavel, it was an historic moment. In the days since, the Speaker has hosted leaders from across the country and around the world — opening the People’s House to the people and discussing the work of the 110th Congress,” Pelosi spokesman Nadeam Elshami said in response to e-mailed questions. “There are major new costs associated with setting up the new office of the new Speaker of the House.”
Wait - is this the same 110th Congress that has done next to nothing but try to undercut our troops in Iraq? That 110th Congress?
The good news is that Pelosi is feeling the heat from all quarters - including from her own nutty Left. And fruitcake scumbag Piece of Shit Mom Cindy Sheehan is back for more, now calling for Pelosi's impeachment.
Yep, you read that right.
This could not get any funnier, or could it?
Cindy Sheehan: Impeach Pelosi for collaboration with Bush administration on torture
Peace activist, Cindy Sheehan says that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi collaborated with the Bush administration in condoning torture because Pelosi knew about water boarding torture since 2002. “Even before becoming Speaker of the House of Representative, she said that impeachment of Bush is out of question.” She should be impeached for knowing about torture which dehumanize us all, she added.
Washington Post reported last week that in September 2002, four members of Congress met in secret for a first look at a unique CIA program designed to wring vital information from reticent terrorism suspects in U.S. custody. For more than an hour, the bipartisan group, which included current House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Democrat Rep. Jane Harman, was given a virtual tour of the CIA's overseas detention sites and the harsh techniques interrogators had devised to try to make their prisoners talk.
Speaking at the fourth peace convention of the American Muslim Voice in Newark, CA, last Sunday, Sheehan reiterated that she will be running for Congress against House Speaker Nancy Pelosi for the congressional seat representing San Francisco.
On August 9, Cindy Sheehan announced that in 2008 she will run as an independent candidate against Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA). "I dedicate my candidacy to the people of Iraq and Afghanistan," Sheehan said. Sheehan later appeared on CNN to explain that she was running because "they're not making the administration change course in Iraq. They give him more money ... to wage the war. They're not holding him accountable."
Here is our recommendation: we take Nancy Pelosi AND Cindy Sheehan and torture them both. How to do that? How about forcing them to listen to some music they really hate? Or perhaps to Osama bin Laden's speeches? Then again, they sound so much like bin Laden, that they could be refreshed from some of his words.
We need to come up with something. Or, perhaps, best of all, we should just get rid of Nancy Pelosi as Speaker in 2008, so she can be back in the minority where she belongs.
Monday, December 10, 2007
The story behind this is too long to recount, but here is the short version: in Topeka, Kansas, is a murderer, Dr. George Tiller, who does abortions up until the moment of birth. When the Kansas Attorney General, Phil Kline, tried to crack down on him, a Republican, Paul Morrison, who was the district attorney for the county for Topeka, changed parties and challenged Kline - and won. He then let off Tiller, making crude comments about Kline and the GOP.
Well, fair play is a bitch, as it now surfaces that when he was district attorney even as state Attorney General, Morrison was having an extra-marital affair, and now the woman says he was sexually harassing her when she wanted to stop the affair.
And, to put a topper on this, Morrison tried to impede an investigation into the firings of eight people in Kline's office.
So, where did this play? No where on the national media, that is for sure.
Because Morrison is a former Republican. Now if he were a Republican now, or a former Downercrat, well, then, we would have breaking news updates on CNN and by Keith Dimbulbermann.
Media, thy name is hypocrisy and cover-up.
Morrison Sex Scandal Could End Political Career
A sex scandal involving Kansas Attorney General Paul Morrison could end up costing Johnson County big bucks.
A former staffer and lover of Morrison's filed a sexual harassment claim against him with the Equal Opportunity Employment Commission.
In a statement, Morrison admitted to having an extra-marital affair with Linda Carter, but denied harassment and other accusations.
Her allegations and Morrison's acknowledgment of the affair stunned the state's political system and cast a cloud over Morrison's future. Before the affair became public, even some Republicans assumed Morrison wouldn't face a serious challenge if he sought re-election in 2010.
"I think most people are probably still in shock. These are some astonishing allegations," said Senate Majority Leader Derek Schmidt.
"Clearly, this will consume a great deal of time in the coming weeks and months, and it's likely to impede the attorney general's ability to advance an agenda in the Legislature."
According to the Topeka Capital Journal, the relationship began two years ago when Carter was the director of administration for Morrison during his tenure as Johnson County District Attorney.
Carter said the two engaged in sexual acts in vacant rooms in the Johnson County courthouse and various hotels, including the Sheraton in Overland Park, The Marriott and Muehlbach downtown and out-of-town hotel rooms the two would share on business trips.
In her lawsuit, Carter said at one point during sex in Morrison's office, he wondered aloud if Phill Kline's people were spying on them through the window with a telescope.
Morrison was district attorney for 18 years before switching to the Democratic Party last year to successfully challenge GOP conservative Phill Kline for the attorney general's job. Johnson County Republicans then picked Kline to take over Morrison's old job.
Carter said the last time the two had sex was the day before Morrison was sworn in as Kansas Attorney General.
Somehow, when Downies commit sexual harassment, it is unimportant to the American (read: leftist) media.
Saturday, December 08, 2007
In the extremely whacked-out world of the American Left, up is down, bad is good, and Dennis Kucinich would make a great President, if he ever gets more than 10 votes at any one time.
To this end, Sean Penn, delusional nutbag, endorsed Kucinich and his toupee/dead animal on his dead, and, at the same time, called for President Bush, Vice President Cheney, Secretary of State Rice, and former Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld to be executed.
Not imprisoned, you see. Executed.
Ah, the American Left. Delusional and psychotic as always, now with a load of treason thrown in for good measure.
Sean Penn Endorses Dennis Kucinich SF
Academy Award-winning actor Sean Penn endorsed Dennis Kucinich for president in San Francisco Friday.
Penn made what had been billed as a "major political statement" at San Francisco State University.
Andy Juniewicz, National Press Secretary and senior advisor to Kucinich told NBC11 that Penn made the endorsement at an open-to-the-public event sponsored by The San Francisco State College Democrats.
The event was paid for by Kucinich for President 2008.
Penn has donated $4,600 to John Edwards' campaign and $2,300 to Kucinich during this cycle, per FEC campaign finance data, NBC's Domenico Montanaro said.
Now, check out what Penn said to the crowd of assembled assholes:
In the speech entitled, "Piano Wire Puppeteers," Penn railed against not only President Bush, but Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton.
"While I'm not a proponent of the Death Penalty, existing law provides that the likes of Cheney, Bush, Rumsfeld and Rice, if found guilty, could have hoods thrown over their heads, their hands bound, facing a 12-man rifle corps executing death by firing squad."
Can't anyone just shoot Sean Penn, or send him packing back to his friend Boss Hugo in Venezuela? Clearly he is a grade-A nutjob, and needs some help. He is fucking up America for the rest of us.
Friday, December 07, 2007
The Downercrats have a nice plan up their sleeves: if they win control of the US government in 2008, they intend to institute a nationalized health care system whether you want to belong or not. And if you don't do as they say, and do it their way, liberal idjit Paul Slugman of the NY Times says that the government should put you in prison.
Are you ready for the socialist health care mandate? Because that is what the Downercrats have in store for the American people.
The Mandate Muddle
Imagine this: It’s the summer of 2009, and President Barack Obama is about to unveil his plan for universal health care. But his health policy experts have done the math, and they’ve concluded that the plan really needs to include a requirement that everyone have health insurance — a so-called mandate.
Without a mandate, they find, the plan will fall far short of universal coverage. Worse yet, without a mandate health insurance will be much more expensive than it should be for those who do choose to buy it.
But Mr. Obama knows that if he tries to include a mandate in the plan, he’ll face a barrage of misleading attacks from conservatives who oppose universal health care in any form. And he’ll have trouble responding — because he made the very same misleading attacks on Hillary Clinton and John Edwards during the race for the Democratic nomination.
Here is the old liberal Orwellian-think: if you deign to criticize the socialist pap of the Downies, you are launching "misleading attacks." And if you don't want to belong to the socialist system that the Downies intend to force down our throats, you must be "mandated" to belong.
It looks like Downies and liberals want to "mandate" the country to death. And if we let them get away with it we deserve what we get.
Monday, December 03, 2007
The surge of troops to Iraq is working. The American people see it - heck, even John Murthafucker, just back from there, said it is working.
Who says it isn't? Who says that Iraq is in a "civil war" still?
Harry Reid, that's who. A moron who makes idiocy look brilliant.
Could someone let us know how this incredible clown became the Majority Leader in the US Senate?
Reid pushes back on Iraq optimism
Democrats are increasingly bailing on their previously held view that the troop surge in Iraq has been a "failure," but Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid isn't ready to jump on the bandwagon with other Democrats who say the surge has worked.
The Senate re-opened for business on Monday after a two-week Thanksgiving break, during which key Democrats traveled to Iraq and declared that the surge is working, at least from a security and military perspective. Rep. John Murtha (D-Pa.), one the top war critics, stunned fellow Democrats late last week with his statement that "the surge is working," even though he added that political reconciliation has been lagging. Murtha's view was backed by Rep. Norm Dicks (D-Wash.), who also said the surge worked after he returned from Iraq.
But Reid, in a Monday press conference, ceded no ground.
"The surge hasn't accomplished its goals," Reid said. "... We're involved, still, in an intractable civil war."
Reid's comments show that Democratic leaders in Washington may not be on the same page as their rank-and-file members when it comes to interpreting results on the ground in Iraq. Reid, as a leader, still needs to maintain some negotiating leverage as Democrats try to figure out a way to give President Bush some $50 billion in temporary war finding while at least attaching some strings to the money so it's not a blank check for the war.
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) took to the Senate floor on Monday to highlight the "stunning reversal" in Iraq, and chided Democrats, saying "unfortunately, talk of congratulations is scarce among the anti-war left."
Reid said Monday that the Senate still might take up a war funding bill before Christmas, and Democrats were still trying to find a compromise so it doesn't look like they've caved in to the White House on troop funding. Democrats are considering tweaking troop withdrawal language to lure a few more GOP supporters so the Senate could achieve a 60-vote filibuster-proof margin.
"I think we'll address war funding this month," Reid said.
McConnell says negotiations on war funding, have heated up in recent days, and suggested that the $50 billion "bridge" funding could be rolled into one giant omnibus spending package before the end of the year.
Reid also accused President Bush of bluffing about the potential layoffs of 100,000 Pentagon employees if the war funding doesn't come through immediately. Bush says civilian employees will be furloughed because the Pentagon will have to pull from regular accounts to fund the war due to the Democrats' intransigence on Iraq funding.
Reid says that's just not true, adding that Secretary of Defense Robert Gates assured the Senate that the Army and Marines have month through the end of February.
"He's not leveling with the American people," Reid said. "The Army has enough money until the first of March."
The American people - at least those who care about not having morons running the Congress - should stand in line for as long as is needed to vote against Downercrats, to get rid of Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid as congressional leaders. They are disasters, and they are dangerous to this country's health.