Tuesday, April 01, 2008
AND NOW, ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF: THIS DATE IN DOWNTRODDEN PARTY HISTORY!
April 1, 1994: In the White House, Bill Clinton is getting his dick sucked by some unknown intern whom the media could care less about, even if Clinton later lies about it. Rep. Dick Gephardt, trying to hold together his congressional majority, finds that Clinton won't show up to be seen with anyone in his party in the House. Senator Tom Dasche (D-SD) says that if Clinton does not run for a third term in 2000, he will run - forgetting that Presidents are limited to two terms whether they like it or not. Vice President Al Gore physically attacks a Thai nun who does not hand him his expected $10,000 fee for speaking to ethnic audiences.
Make sure to stay tuned right here for the next installment of "This Date in Downtrodden Party History"!
