Tuesday, February 05, 2008
Rosie O'Donnell: "Bush Almost Killed Me"
To try and keep track of the delusions and psychoses of the Left is a chore in itself. Check out this note from Far Left Nut of 2007 Rosie O'Donnell, as she rants and raves her way to what should be a long stay at the Fruitcake Home for the Insane.
Rosie O'Sixchins says that President Bush almost killed her. You heard right - he almost killed her. But, somehow, he missed. How, when she is fatter than 12 Islamic terrorists?
Burned Up and Burned Out by Politics
So, here is Tubalard's idea of "Bush almost killed me": She bought a knife, and because she is a thoughtless turd and "could have" stabbed herself because she is depressed over Bush winning, it is all his fault.
You cannot make this stuff up. It is proof positive that Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS) is a certifiable disease of the Left.
To try and keep track of the delusions and psychoses of the Left is a chore in itself. Check out this note from Far Left Nut of 2007 Rosie O'Donnell, as she rants and raves her way to what should be a long stay at the Fruitcake Home for the Insane.
Rosie O'Sixchins says that President Bush almost killed her. You heard right - he almost killed her. But, somehow, he missed. How, when she is fatter than 12 Islamic terrorists?
Burned Up and Burned Out by Politics
President Bush almost killed me. It's true, and I have the scars to prove it -- multiple scars that are part of the public record -- you saw them in magazines and on my show, and you can see them on my blog frequently -- no twelve year wait required.
It was 2000, and the Republican National Convention was on television. The whole affair felt something like a home invasion, with a chronically smirking and arrogant George W. Bush as ringleader. Not wishing to be robbed of my optimism and hope at the time -- or to tumble into depression and despair -- I shut off the TV and decided to go fishing.
I needed gear, so I went to the store and bought a few things, including a knife, which I used to cut the price tags off of the fishing poles.
Now, I could have stabbed myself 100 times in the hand and not managed to do the damage I did with that one poke to the inside of my middle finger. I went all out, though, and got everything -- skin, ligaments, tendons, nerves. Maximum impact, including a particularly nasty staph infection that almost left me dead.
That's my personal war story from the demoralizing Bush years, and probably a minor one, considering the 935 documented lies told by the Bush administration that thrust us into an unjust war, killing thousands of Iraqi civilians and nearly 4000 Americans. One near-death experience probably pales in comparison to the $9 trillion dollar debt heaped upon the collective back of America, or the gross war profiteering by corporate friends of Cheney and Bush, or even the $10 billion dollar third-quarter profit Exxon recently reported.
So, here is Tubalard's idea of "Bush almost killed me": She bought a knife, and because she is a thoughtless turd and "could have" stabbed herself because she is depressed over Bush winning, it is all his fault.
You cannot make this stuff up. It is proof positive that Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS) is a certifiable disease of the Left.
