Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Muslims Go Nuts Over Salman Rushdie Knighthood
The Muslim world has many problems - their national sport is goatfucking, their entire population has an IQ of 18 (that includes the men), they do nothing but beat and attack women, and they all live in poverty. Oh - and the world may end if someone touches their Koran.
So, imagine how apeshit they all went this week when Britain bestowed a knighthood on their favorite punching bag, Salman Rushdie. For those who have forgotten, Rushdie wrote a book, "The Satanic Verses," in 1989 which the Islamic world found "a perversion of Islam" despite few if any Muslims reading it. (Few if any Muslims can actually read.)
New Rushdie protests after Britain defends award
Luckily for all of us, we have found a number of photos of some of these protests - and boy, are they exciting!
Here we have one of the many Muslim morons, asking for Rushdie to be put on a trail. The Bozeman Trail?
Here, two Muslim assholes hold hands while burning the only clothes they own because they never wash them.
Here we have some Muslims burning Billy Barty in effigy.
The Muslim Flag Burning Council meets to destroy the only flag they sold this month.
These signs read, in Arabic, "We are idiotic fuckers."
Never known for their ability to spell anything correctly, the Dumb Muslims Society (DMS) posts their signs, such as "Queen Elizebith, Shame to You," "Rushdi is the Evil," and "Students are Ready to Kill Rushdi," once again showing their incredible Islamic ability to use their single-digit IQs to misspell peoples' names.
And now for something special...The Muslim Armpit Brigade!
Check out the moron in the middle with the white beard - is he yelling against Rushie, or pursing his lips from the incredible smell from the human stink of his fellow idiotic Muslims? Your guess is as good as ours!
The Muslim world has many problems - their national sport is goatfucking, their entire population has an IQ of 18 (that includes the men), they do nothing but beat and attack women, and they all live in poverty. Oh - and the world may end if someone touches their Koran.
So, imagine how apeshit they all went this week when Britain bestowed a knighthood on their favorite punching bag, Salman Rushdie. For those who have forgotten, Rushdie wrote a book, "The Satanic Verses," in 1989 which the Islamic world found "a perversion of Islam" despite few if any Muslims reading it. (Few if any Muslims can actually read.)
New Rushdie protests after Britain defends award
ISLAMABAD (AFP) - Muslim anger flared Thursday after Britain defended Salman Rushdie's knighthood, with fresh protests against the novelist and Pakistani traders offering a big reward for his beheading.
The Indian-born Rushdie was given the award on Saturday, 18 years after he was sentenced to death by Iran's hardline clerical regime for writing what it said was a blasphemous book, "The Satanic Verses".
"We will give 10 million rupees (165,000 dollars) to anyone who beheads Rushdie," Islamabad traders' association leader Ajmal Baluch told around 200 people in one of the Pakistani capital's main bazaars.
The crowd chanted, "Cut off the head of Salman Rushdie!"
Luckily for all of us, we have found a number of photos of some of these protests - and boy, are they exciting!
Here we have one of the many Muslim morons, asking for Rushdie to be put on a trail. The Bozeman Trail?
Here, two Muslim assholes hold hands while burning the only clothes they own because they never wash them.
Here we have some Muslims burning Billy Barty in effigy.
The Muslim Flag Burning Council meets to destroy the only flag they sold this month.
These signs read, in Arabic, "We are idiotic fuckers."
Never known for their ability to spell anything correctly, the Dumb Muslims Society (DMS) posts their signs, such as "Queen Elizebith, Shame to You," "Rushdi is the Evil," and "Students are Ready to Kill Rushdi," once again showing their incredible Islamic ability to use their single-digit IQs to misspell peoples' names.
And now for something special...The Muslim Armpit Brigade!
Check out the moron in the middle with the white beard - is he yelling against Rushie, or pursing his lips from the incredible smell from the human stink of his fellow idiotic Muslims? Your guess is as good as ours!
