Sunday, April 22, 2007
Sheryl Crow, doofus extraordinaire, says that we should stop using so much toilet paper to stop global warming. Yikes.
Here is what we have to say: if assholes like Sheryl Crow would shut the fuck up permanently, global warming, if it exists, would go away.
Saving the Earth: The Biodiesel Bus Blog
I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.
Piece of advice to Sheryl Crow fans: remember that she doesn't use toilet paper, so don't shake her hand.