Tuesday, January 09, 2007
A new service to find goats for Muslims for sexual gratification is opening across the Arab world, al Jazeera is announcing.
Mohammad Mohammad al-Mohammad al-Pindi al-Mohammad Mohammad, a farmer from Jordan, spoke to the reporter to say that he has used the service several times, and likes what he gets.
"Is a good thing," al-Pindi al-Mohammad Mohammad said. "Me wife does not know, but it fills a need when I am lonely after I beat her for not wearing the full burqa. I am impressive with the service. For just a few coins I can get one full night with my goat."
Owners of the service expect to expand it worldwide in the next several years.