Thursday, January 04, 2007
Hezbollah, that funny bunch of insane Muslim maniacs, is now branching out into the area of hygiene (a first for them), as they market the new "Divine Victory" perfume.
Your goal: to tell whether it is from the sweat of Hassan Nasrallah, the head of Hezbollah, or from a dead donkey.
Lebanon: 'Divine victory' perfume on sale
A new perfume carrying the "scent of resistance" and celebrating Hizbullah's "divine victory" has been released on the market in Lebanon, according to a report which appeared in the Lebanese Daily Star last week.
"If you've ever wondered what resistance smells like, then try a dab of 'Resistance Perfume,' which comes 'exclusively' with a political message and a picture of Hizbullah's secretary general, Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah," the Daily Star article said.
"Apparently, the scent of resistance is a strong and musky one that comes with a single pledge – 'a truthful' one," the report added.
A slogan on the perfume box, quoting Nasrallah during a wartime speech made over the summer reads: "You are the truthful promise ... and I have great faith in you and I promise you divine victory."
The Daily Star added that the package comes with "a digitally manipulated picture of a sinking ship, meant to represent the 'Israeli' warship damaged by a Hizbullah missile during the conflict, along with reprints of Nasrallah's speeches and messages from the 'Lebanese prisoners in 'Israeli' prisons.'"
Islamic perfume! What will these subhumans think of next?