Sunday, November 26, 2006
New Islamic Terror Weapon: Cell Phones for Your Asshole
You have to give Muslims credit - while the rest of the world is trying to improve their economies, the Muslims are working harder than ever to make weapons with which to destroy the rest of the world. To this end, they invented bombs strapped to people, bombs strapped to mules (for Muslims, one and the same), boxcutters on airlines, and other weaponry not seen since the last time Islam rose its ugly head to try to take over the world.
Well, we have a new Islamic invention, aimed at increased communications - at least, that's what it appears to be used for.
What is this new invention? Cell phones lodged in one's anus! Yes! Jam a small compact phone up your asshole for...what? What could the numerous uses for this new form of technology be used for? Your guess is as good as anyone's.
Terror link probed
Fascinating...simply fascinating! And, knowing how much Muslims want to bring new economic standards to the world, this fits right in with their "Let's Party Like Its 235 BC" theme.
This part of the story, however, is most telling:
So, to sum up: A Muslim flies into Australia with lots of money he does not declare, with a cell phone jammed up his ass, and he ran from England where he had given a false address and has a lengthy criminal record.
Yep, it sounds like one of those peaceful Muslims just doing their holy Islamic duty of fucking up the world. What is so wrong with that?
You have to give Muslims credit - while the rest of the world is trying to improve their economies, the Muslims are working harder than ever to make weapons with which to destroy the rest of the world. To this end, they invented bombs strapped to people, bombs strapped to mules (for Muslims, one and the same), boxcutters on airlines, and other weaponry not seen since the last time Islam rose its ugly head to try to take over the world.
Well, we have a new Islamic invention, aimed at increased communications - at least, that's what it appears to be used for.
What is this new invention? Cell phones lodged in one's anus! Yes! Jam a small compact phone up your asshole for...what? What could the numerous uses for this new form of technology be used for? Your guess is as good as anyone's.
Terror link probed
A SELF-proclaimed British multi-millionaire named Mohammed Islam who was arrested on the Gold Coast with almost $120,000 in cash is under investigation as to whether he has terrorist connections.
Queensland police yesterday refused to comment on their investigation into the man, 22, but at this stage there is reportedly no evidence to link him with terrorist activity. Islam allegedly had $118,000 in $50 notes in a suitcase and a mobile phone concealed in his rectum when he was arrested at a Surfers Paradise bus station on Thursday night.
Islam faced Southport Magistrate's Court yesterday charged with possessing tainted property but police prosecutor Sarah Fox said more serious charges could be laid.
Fascinating...simply fascinating! And, knowing how much Muslims want to bring new economic standards to the world, this fits right in with their "Let's Party Like Its 235 BC" theme.
This part of the story, however, is most telling:
A check with Interpol revealed Islam had supplied police with a false address in London.
Constable Fox told the court Islam had a criminal history in England relating to fraud, theft, public disorder and drug offences.
So, to sum up: A Muslim flies into Australia with lots of money he does not declare, with a cell phone jammed up his ass, and he ran from England where he had given a false address and has a lengthy criminal record.
Yep, it sounds like one of those peaceful Muslims just doing their holy Islamic duty of fucking up the world. What is so wrong with that?
