Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Muslim Nutjob Round-Up
Muslims worldwide have had a big week: they tried to kill 3,000+ people by blowing up 10 airplanes over the Atlantic Ocean, they did their damndest to destroy Israel, and they killed more of each other in Iraq and Afghanistan. All in all, a good week not to be a Muslim.
But we have some news from the world of that perverted fucking cult called Islam...first up, Muslims in the UK think that the US government caused 9/11, and the British government caused 7/7.
Muslims deny ties to terror
News to Nassem: with the track record of your fellow Islamicists, one has no faith that you people are not planning another suicide bombing or mass terrorist attack. However, based on the lack of intelligence exhibited by Muslims, we can be sure that they will deny they were doing what they were doing.
From those lovely fucking Muslims in Saudi Arabia comes this wonderful bit of hand-wringing, this time over President Bush calling the war on terror a "war on Islamic fascism."
Saudi warns against accusing Muslims of fascism
Eegads! Saudi Arabia warned us not to do it again!
Shit - they may even try to blow us up if we refuse!
And we should honor that spotless record of Islamic history: 1,000 years, and they haven't done one thing to advance humanity except try to exterminate it.
Muslims worldwide have had a big week: they tried to kill 3,000+ people by blowing up 10 airplanes over the Atlantic Ocean, they did their damndest to destroy Israel, and they killed more of each other in Iraq and Afghanistan. All in all, a good week not to be a Muslim.
But we have some news from the world of that perverted fucking cult called Islam...first up, Muslims in the UK think that the US government caused 9/11, and the British government caused 7/7.
Muslims deny ties to terror
ON the streets of High Wycombe, north of London, where the British police are searching a number of homes in a major anti-terrorist operation, a young Muslim named Amir denounced all talk of terrorism.
The September 11, 2001, attacks on the US, he declared, were not carried out by al-Qa'ida suicide bombers. They had been proved to be the work of the US air force.
In Birmingham, central England, where police also arrested suspected Islamist terrorists, Mohammed Naseem, chairman of the city's central mosque, said there was no proof the London train bombings on July 7 last year were carried out by British Muslims.
The recent arrests, he said, had left him saddened and annoyed.
"With the track record of the police, one doesn't have much faith in the basis on which people are detained," he said on Friday.
News to Nassem: with the track record of your fellow Islamicists, one has no faith that you people are not planning another suicide bombing or mass terrorist attack. However, based on the lack of intelligence exhibited by Muslims, we can be sure that they will deny they were doing what they were doing.
From those lovely fucking Muslims in Saudi Arabia comes this wonderful bit of hand-wringing, this time over President Bush calling the war on terror a "war on Islamic fascism."
Saudi warns against accusing Muslims of fascism
JEDDAH, Saudi Arabia (AFP) - Saudi Arabia warned against accusing Muslims of terrorism and fascism, in an apparent reference to US President George W. Bush's claim that the United States is at war with "Islamic fascists".
The Saudi government "called on everyone to realize that terrorism has no religion or nationality", said a cabinet statement carried by the official SPA news agency.
It "warned against hurling charges of terrorism and fascism at Muslims without regard to the spotless history of Islamic civilization", the statement said.
"What Islam is being accused of today, like fascism, is primarily a Western cultural product," it added, calling for close international cooperation to combat terrorism.
Eegads! Saudi Arabia warned us not to do it again!
Shit - they may even try to blow us up if we refuse!
And we should honor that spotless record of Islamic history: 1,000 years, and they haven't done one thing to advance humanity except try to exterminate it.
