Thursday, July 13, 2006
A chicken in Kazahkstan has laid an egg, and some imbecilic Muslim believes that the word "Allah" is written on it.
Chicken lays mystery Allah egg
A chicken in a Kazakh village has laid an egg with the word "Allah" inscribed on its shell, state media reported Thursday.
"Our mosque confirmed that it says 'Allah' in Arabic," Bites Amantayeva, a farmer from the village of Stepnoi in eastern Kazakhstan, told state news agency Kazinform.
"We'll keep this egg and we don't think it'll go bad."
This is an amazing story - because we here at Joobo saw a somewhat similar story some time back (sorry, no link) - and we kept it, hoping to post it here one day.
Now's our chance!
Mysterious Pile of Cow Dung has the Word "Allah" Written in It
Gaza Strip (AP) - Mohammad Khaled Al-Haritha, better known as "Mohammad Khaled Al-Haritha," a Palestinian farmer, says that one of his cows has left a pile of dung in which the word "Allah" appears in Arabic, mysteriously.
"It is a sign from heaven," says al-Haritha. "Allah works in mysterious ways, and he is sending us Muslims a sign that he wishes to be heard in this form."
Spokesmen for the Palestinian government were unavailable for comment, too busy building suicide belts.