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Friday, June 30, 2006

New Leftwing Idea: If We Lose Elections, We Should Have a Revolution

The left in America has, for the past 40 years, derided anyone who thought they were insane. New evidence, however, shows just how utterly and incredibly insane they truly are.

The new idea from the Left is that if somehow they lose the 2006 elections - and do not take Congress - they should stage a revolution.

Get your guns, folks - the nutters are coming.

My Advice for This Year's Elections

We're going to give them one more chance to hold elections that are credible. We're going to throw ourselves into this next election, getting out as many voters as we can.

The turn-out will be huge, especially by the standard of off-year elections. Americans will come out to vote, in part, as a way to take a stand on behalf of free and fair elections.

No early voting, and as little absentee voting as possible. The point here is to have a massive turn-out on Election Day.

We'll not only work to boost the turn-out, but we also plan to monitor this thing with an unprecedented thoroughness. We're going to watch the polls, and watch them count the votes. We're going to keep track of every wrong or merely screwy incident, every startling trend, every weird anomaly. We're also going to pay close heed to all the relevant statistics: newspaper polls, independent exit polls (we cannot trust the NEP) and so on.

And so, when the Repubs win yet again, surprisingly maintaining their control of Congress, notwithstanding their subterranean approval ratings, we will be prepared to note all the anomalies and improprieties -- and, at long last, to SAY NO. As this will have been the fourth election cycle ravaged by Bush/Cheney since 2000, Americans must finally go Ukrainian, and just refuse to acknowledge BushCo's latest "win."


Got it? They are going to give us one last chance. One more, hear us? Because, according to the Left, they have had the last three elections "stolen" from them.

Proof? Evidence? Just hysteria, nonsense, and banality from these psychos.

So, on election night, if the Republicans keep control of Congress, remember that rabid Leftist within earshot. And get your gun ready, because these losers sound mad.

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