Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Man Killed in Supermarket Shooting; He Did it Because He is a __________ (Shhhhhh!)
Some nut flipped his beany in Denver this week and killed 2 people in a Safeway distribution center before cops shot him.
Remembering, as best we all can, the 7 darling boys arrested in Miami this past week for conspiring to bomb the shit out of lots of buildings in America, and recalling the information that all 7 were _______ (the name of that unspeakable cult which has members blow themselves to kingdom come), we can turn to this story, and see a...well, a parallel.
The ________ Thought Police, however, have warned us not to mention the "religion" of the Denver shooter, so we will let the story do it for us:
Suspect, Victims In Safeway Shooting Rampage Identified
So, here's a summation:
Good kid. Never in trouble until now. Hard worker. No gang ties.
But there is that ______ thingy. Once he joined, it was downhill from there. Now he has killed 2 people and lies dead himself.
The cult known as _____ can count 3 more victims of its insideous cancer.
Some nut flipped his beany in Denver this week and killed 2 people in a Safeway distribution center before cops shot him.
Remembering, as best we all can, the 7 darling boys arrested in Miami this past week for conspiring to bomb the shit out of lots of buildings in America, and recalling the information that all 7 were _______ (the name of that unspeakable cult which has members blow themselves to kingdom come), we can turn to this story, and see a...well, a parallel.
The ________ Thought Police, however, have warned us not to mention the "religion" of the Denver shooter, so we will let the story do it for us:
Suspect, Victims In Safeway Shooting Rampage Identified
An investigation is under way to determine why a Safeway warehouse employee walked into work and opened fire on his coworkers Sunday afternoon, killing one person and injuring five, including a Denver police officer.
The suspect, identified as 22-year-old Michael Julius Ford, was shot and killed during a shootout with SWAT officers inside the massive Safeway Denver Distribution Center, located near Interstate 70 and Colorado Boulevard.
He shot randomly at coworkers, and when he shot SWAT officer Derick Dominguez, the other SWAT team heard Dominguez cry out, and fired back at Ford, police said.
"(Ford) was unprovoked and shot Officer Dominguez unprovoked. That's when the other officers came to Dominguez' aid and were shot at," Denver police Chief Gerry Whitman said at a Monday afternoon press conference. "They were exchanging quite a few rounds in there ... He shot at us six times and we returned fire 17 rounds. So, it was a gun battle that he started."
Ford was struck by seven bullets, Whitman said.
Who Was Michael Ford?
Ford's mother and sister told a local TV reporter that Ford wasn't the type of person to hurt anyone but that he had complained that he was being teased at work because he's a Muslim. However, police said that they couldn't find any motive for the shootings and had not heard about the possible religious conflict that his family say may have provoked the attack.
At the family home, located about five minutes from the Safeway plant, Ford's uncle and older brother told 7NEWS that Ford is a quiet, unassuming, responsible man who was born and raised in Denver. They don't know where he got the weapon or the anger to execute the deadly shooting.
"I never would have expected Michael ... that this would happen to Michael," said Ford's uncle, Roy Ford. "He was a good kid, never got in trouble, never gang-related that I know, and I've known him since birth. He was always a good kid that you would love to talk to and to meet."
So, here's a summation:
Good kid. Never in trouble until now. Hard worker. No gang ties.
But there is that ______ thingy. Once he joined, it was downhill from there. Now he has killed 2 people and lies dead himself.
The cult known as _____ can count 3 more victims of its insideous cancer.
