We keep an eye on the things that matter in the political world...and at the same time we want to make sure that everyone knows what dangerous bastards liberals and Democrats are.
Mary voted Democrat in the last election. Now, she suffers from a rare disease which happens when you try to get liberals into power.
Mary feels like shit. Next time, she intends to vote Republican, and avoid the shitty feelings.
This is Simon Lazarus, American patriot, speaking. I hate liberals. No, I really hate them. They are turning this country - and this world - into a pile of shit! There is not a terrorist they do not sympathize with, there is not a perverted cause they do not fight for, there is no tax they will not push for, there is not a rude comment they will hesitate to make without thinking twice about its impact or the rank hypocrisy behind it. And the media, larded down with liberals, gives them a platform for their sick views! Enough of liberals! They are ruining America for the rest of us! They sicken me, every one of them.
