Saturday, April 15, 2006
Toilet pervert Jimmy Farter, er, Carter, fresh from his "Down With America 2006" tour, is advising the nuts and fruits of the far far far far far leftwing website "Daily Kos" how Downies can win red states.
Questions and Answers by Jimmy Carter
I wrote last week in support of my son, Jack Carter, for his Senate race in Nevada. Here are a few of the questions that you wrote, and my responses:
Question: Blue Staters in Red States?
President Carter:
Could you give some frank advice about the best way for Democrats in firmly 'blue' states to help win back the red states?
Here is what Jimmah should have said:
"Dear Fellow Loon:
We cannot win unless we cheat.
Yours,
"Toilet Bowl" Jimmah