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Downies Unveil Their new "National Security Strategy, And It Still Smells Like the Same Old Crap

Nancy Pelosi (D-Nutjob) and Harry Reid (D-Fruitcake) unveiled their party's "national security strategy" - and it sounds so hilarious we had to break before busting a gut.

Democrats Offer National Security Platform

Eyeing House and Senate elections this fall, Democrats are stepping up their effort to cut into the public perception that Republicans are stronger on national security.

Congressional Democrats vow to provide U.S. agents with the resources to hunt down Osama bin Laden and ensure a "responsible redeployment of U.S. forces" from Iraq in 2006 in a national security policy statement House and Senate Democratic leaders were announcing Wednesday.

"We need a new direction on national security, and leaders with policies that are tough and smart. That is what Democrats offer," Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., said in remarks prepared for delivery Wednesday.

His counterpart in the House, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., said Democrats were providing a fresh strategy - "one that is strong and smart, which understands the challenges America faces in a post 9/11 world, and one that demonstrates that Democrats are the party of real national security."

Well, which is it - "strong and smart" or "tough and smart"?

Here is the Downies' strategy in a nutshell:

1. "We're going to get bin Laden."

2. "We're going to `ensure a responsible redeployment of U.S. forces.'

Well, let's see what this means.

1. "We're going to do what Bush has been doing since September 2001 when it comes to bin Laden."

2. "We're going to withdraw from Iraq as fast as our gay little asses can carry us."

That's it. "Tough and smart" or "strong and smart" - you have just heard their entire package. Not part of it - the entire thing. This is what they intend on selling to the American people this November. Let's pray they don't buy this sack of boiled manure.

Actually, when Downies get "tough," Nancy Pelosi seems to back down:

McKinney Faces Arrest for Scuffle

Georgia Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney delayed a scheduled news conference Friday morning as U.S. Capitol police reportedly made plans to seek an arrest warrant against her for striking a police officer.

McKinney's office says the news conference is scheduled for 5:30 p.m. They say that actor Danny Glover will also be present at the news conference to be held on Howard University's campus in northwest Washington. 11Alive.com will carry the news conference live.

Wow - Danny Glover will be there. For what - to show off how stupid he is? His lack of acting skills? His "Fidel Castro Fan Club" card?

But, Nancy "Corruption" Pelosi seems unfazed when one of her own nutjobs attacks a law enforcement officer:

The incident has become the topic of much-heated debate on talk radio and for Democrats and Republicans on the Hill. Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi on Thursday labeled it "a mistake, an unfortunate lack of recognition of a member of Congress." She added that the police officer was not at fault. "I would not make a big deal of this," said Pelosi, D-Calif.

No wonder Downies control nothing. They want to be "tough and smart" only when it means beating up police officers.