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Saturday, February 25, 2006

Breaking News: Muslim Marries Goat

Finally, despite widespread attempts to deny the truth of Muslim/goat relationships, this story out of the Sudan shows that what we here at Joobo have been saying for some time is, in fact, quite true: Muslims do fuck goats. Now, however, they are marrying them.

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.


It feels good to be proven right.

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