Thursday, January 12, 2006
"Vampire Candidate" to Run in Minnesota
This was too easy not to pass up:
Vampire Candidate 'Won't Hide Evil Side'
However, we have that "money quote" again:
Wait...he wants to impale terrorists, rapists, drug dealers, and other criminals?
My God - HE WANTS TO GET RID OF THE MODERN DOWNTRODDEN PARTY WHOLESALE!
Holy cow, what a candidate!
This was too easy not to pass up:
Vampire Candidate 'Won't Hide Evil Side'
MINNEAPOLIS — One gubernatorial candidate in Minnesota is giving a whole new meaning to the "dark side" of politics. A man who calls himself a satanic priest plans to run for governor on a 13-point platform that includes the public impaling of terrorists at the state Capitol building.
Jonathon Sharkey, also known as "The Impaler", plans to launch his gubernatorial campaign on — when else? — Friday the 13th. He'll make the announcement in Princeton.
"I'm going to be totally open and honest," said the 41-year-old leader of the "Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party."
However, we have that "money quote" again:
Including the impaling of terrorists, rapists, drug dealers and other criminals, Sharkey's platform includes emphasis on education, tax breaks for farmers and better benefits for veterans.
Wait...he wants to impale terrorists, rapists, drug dealers, and other criminals?
My God - HE WANTS TO GET RID OF THE MODERN DOWNTRODDEN PARTY WHOLESALE!
Holy cow, what a candidate!
