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Leftwing Lunatic Round-Up

It is time to cheer: the American Left has lost what is left of their pea brains.

As Samuel Alito gets confirmed, the left is throwing hissy fit after hissy fit, calling Bush every name in the book, and decrying the death of any chances liberals have of continuing to fuck up America.

Reading their comments makes one laugh - and cry. And check out the spelling mistakes!

A round-up of the funnier comments of the delusional Left:

From "Daily Kos"

NOT A PENNY FOR THE NATIONAL DEMOCRATIC PARTY UNTIL...

We expel every traitor to the Democratic Party.
I have my answer and my numbers are - 19 traitor Democrats who voted for A_Lie_To.

This is the text of the e-mail I just sento to The Democratic Party

Dear Governor Dean, (It is up to you how long I can call you dear) This is my answer to your e-mails

I keep receiving e-mails from you and other Democrats asking me to participate and support the Democratic Party, with actions and monetary contributions.

I really wanted to buy Democracy Bonds because I think it is a great idea, I haven't enrolled because deliberatelly I've been supporting individual Democratic candidates or other liberal causes only, this was done so I could both help and be involved and, at the same time, wait to see how the Democratic Party would stand for our ideals - Sorry, but St. Thomas motto "See to believe" Is a perfect fit in for my life's SOPs.

NOT A PENNY FOR THE NATIONAL DEMOCRATIC PARTY, AND FURTHERMORE, I'LL NOT SACRIFICE ONE SECOND OF MY LIFE TO HELP THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY UNTIL THE TRAITORS ARE EXPELLED FROM OUR MIST.

[That's MIDST, you moron. - Ed.]

Why? You ask.

Because they have committed an extremely egregious injury against this country's constitution and the people that it protects. I've lived my life under the belief that "An injury to one is an injury to all" When somebody harms my sisters and brothers, I take it VERY PERSONAL.

[Wait - his sisters and brothers were harmed? That's some charge from a nut! - Ed.]

EXPEL THE TRAITORS FROM OUR PARTY, OR YOU GUYS ARE ON YOUR OWN!.

This is one of the tamer excretions. Love that paranoia!

But, on we go...

From the Downies' Own Blog:

Tuesday morning open thread

IMPEACH THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IMPEACH THEM ALL AND THE ONES WHO CAN'T BE SHUT OUT THAT WAY???? NEED TO STEP DOWN VOLUNTARILY OR GO TO JAIL!!!

[Jail? For voting for cloture to end the debate on Alito's nomination? WOW! - Ed.]

Well, folks, sad day for American rights and liberties. (58 to 42) The working man, minorities and Women will be the aims of this Administration now, using the court to do the dirty work!

Well, as Schumer said this morning, WE WILL REMEMBER THIS DAY, WHEN THEY START THEIR CHIPPING AWAY, WE WILL REMIND THE BLIND MASSES WHO DID NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE REPUBLICANS DID , EXACTLY WHAT THEIR LACK OF ACTION RESULTED IN!!!

I am angry with the Senate Democrats for not filibustering Alito's nomination. If this was not the time to enact the filibuster, when will it be? With today's confirmation, the congressional Democrats have officially become the patsies of the President. They can bluster and stew and proclaim all they want, but the truth is -- with the Supreme Court loaded the way it is, anything the President wants to do will be deemed constitutional. THe ramifications of this will be felt long after W has opened his presidential library.

Wait: the nuttery and psychobabble from the left gets funnier, and funnier...

Whoa! Ted Kennedy made an ass of himself, as usual...

"The march towards knocking down the walls of discrimination that permitted us to pass a 1964 civil right act in public accommodations so people whose skin was not white could go into restaurants and go into hotels. Public accommodation. The 1965 act for voting rights. 1968 Act for public accommodations. The 1973 act to say that women are going to be treated equally. The americans with disabilities act that said the disabled are going to be part of the american family. All of that is the march to progress. And my friends, the one organization, the one institution that protects it is the supreme court of the united states."

[...]

"Finally, i just say, mr. President, if you are concerned and you want a justice that is going to stand for the working men and women in this country, it’s not going to be judge alito. If you are concerned about women’s privacy rights, about the opportunity for women to gain fair employment in america, it’s not judge alito. If you care about the disabled, the rehabilitation act that we passed, the “idea” act to include children in our schools that we passed, that’s been on the books for 25 years, the disability act that we have passed to bring all of the disabled into our society, if you are looking for someone that is going to be a friend of the disabled, it’s not going to be judge alito. And finally, if you are looking for someone that is going to be willing to stand up to the executive branch of government at a time that he is going to exceed his power and authority and the law of this country, it is not going to be judge alito."

Remember that Der Chappaquiddick was screaming while he made these ridiculous comments.

However, one of our more favorite leftwing looniepies is Kate Michelman, head of the National We Kill Children in the Womb Coalition.

Today, she made the following statement:

Statement of Kate Michelman on Alito Vote

Sixteen years after Roe, its author alerted supporters of this right that its position was tenuous, that a "chill wind" could be felt in the Supreme Court. Today, that chill wind has reached hurricane status.

Miss Child Killer, prepare for Hurricane Alito.

And so it goes.