Friday, August 19, 2005
The Weekly Muslim LunaticsTM Round-Up
Well, it's time for our round-up of news from the world of Islam - that deadly cult of fucking lunatics destined on either taking over the world or destroying it.
First up: another British loony says that he believes that Ireland is a "legitimate target" of Islamic terror.
Why should Ireland be exempt? After all, the Muslims are trying to ruin the rest of the world as well.
Islamic cleric says Ireland is a 'legitimate target'
Methinks I hear another Scotland Yard shooting victim coming up soon! If not, someone should call the Bobbies and let them know: this fucker needs a full body search, with meat hooks up his ass.
And speaking of radicals, "Tubby Mohammad" al-Bakri, who fled from England to the Greater Shithole of Lebanon because he was about to be arrested, now says he never wanted to go back to the UK, and will "set up shop" somewhere in the Middle East. Notice how Michael Isikoff, that moron from Newsweak, calls him a "transplanted jihadi." Sorry, Mr. Isikoff: Mr. Bakri is a felon on the run from justice who wishes to kill people.
Transplanted Jihadi
In an exclusive to Joobo readers, we have discovered what said Bakri's "duties" are: he has a found someone to love:
Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. al-Bakri!
Well, it's time for our round-up of news from the world of Islam - that deadly cult of fucking lunatics destined on either taking over the world or destroying it.
First up: another British loony says that he believes that Ireland is a "legitimate target" of Islamic terror.
Why should Ireland be exempt? After all, the Muslims are trying to ruin the rest of the world as well.
Islamic cleric says Ireland is a 'legitimate target'
A notorious British-based Islamic extremist has said Ireland is a "legitimate" target for al-Qa'ida terror attacks.
Anjem Choudary, who has close links to the infamous hate preacher, Omar Bakri Mohammed, said the use of Shannon Airport as a stop-off for US warplanes justifies Ireland being attacked.
The solicitor (38) said: "If your government wants to support the atrocities in Afghanistan they can expect some repercussions," and added that Ireland had "opened itself" to attacks from radical Muslims linked to al-Qa'ida.
Choudary even said that terrorists have the right to kill indiscriminately since American bombers did not pick and choose military targets in Iraq.
CONDEMNING
He said he was "not in the business" of condemning terrorist attacks in Britain and Ireland and added: "What you need to do is you need to be responsible and you need to look after your national security.
"If people slipped into Ireland from Iraq, Afghanistan or elsewhere, where the Irish are standing side by side with the butcher of Baghdad, George Bush, then they would have a legitimacy for that type of thing.
"That's not my personal opinion but your asking me what it says in the Koran."
Choudary believes that Ireland has risked being targeted by opening up Shannon to planes transporting US troops to Iraq.
"Obviously if Ireland is allowing their land to be used for planes to fly and to bomb Muslims, then those Muslims will obviously have a right to retaliate, it goes without saying."
He also criticises Irish Muslims, saying they've been "stripped of their Islamic personality through secular education. On the one hand they're not willing to speak up and on the other hand they're intimidated into being docile."
Choudary joined Omar Bakri Mohammed's al-Muhajiroun extremists in the late 1990s and became the cleric's spokesperson and advisor. He hailed the September 11 attacks as a "towering day in history" and hailed the hijackers as "magnificent martyrs".
Among the targets that the extremist believes are legitimate include hospitals, women and children.
"So this is the nature of war, people don't make love in war do they? They'll kill each other. If you fire a nuclear weapon they will fire a nuclear weapon back."
Methinks I hear another Scotland Yard shooting victim coming up soon! If not, someone should call the Bobbies and let them know: this fucker needs a full body search, with meat hooks up his ass.
And speaking of radicals, "Tubby Mohammad" al-Bakri, who fled from England to the Greater Shithole of Lebanon because he was about to be arrested, now says he never wanted to go back to the UK, and will "set up shop" somewhere in the Middle East. Notice how Michael Isikoff, that moron from Newsweak, calls him a "transplanted jihadi." Sorry, Mr. Isikoff: Mr. Bakri is a felon on the run from justice who wishes to kill people.
Transplanted Jihadi
Bakri associate Abu Yahya, a Briton who described himself as a former Al Muhajiroun spokesman, told NEWSWEEK that when Bakri left for Lebanon, he "never planned to come back to the U.K. in the first place." Bakri's "ultimate aim" was to go to Pakistan, said Abu Yahya, who said that he and other British followers of Bakri were "in contact" with the imam. Now, however, Bakri is "most probably" going to stay in Lebanon, though it is possible he could also try to settle in the Persian Gulf emirates of Sharjah or Abu Dhabi, according to Abu Yahya, who is currently in Britain. "He's a world-renowned figure. He has an international following ... He's going to continue his duties wherever he is."
In an exclusive to Joobo readers, we have discovered what said Bakri's "duties" are: he has a found someone to love:
Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. al-Bakri!
