Saturday, August 13, 2005
Howard Dean Says: "It's Time for Downies to Return to the White House"...Joobo Says, "Not So Fast, Howie."
Imagine for a moment if John Kerry or Hillary Clinton were President of the United States, and Howard Dean, as chairman of the Downtrodden National Committee, were visiting the White House and conferring on national policy. A nightmare, you say. Of course - but Nutty Howie thinks that the time is ripe for such an occurrence - despite the fact that the earliest he could do this is 2009.
But facts never stop whackos like Howie. They just plow on with this program of massive bullcrap and the media trumpets their farcical baloney.
Like this piece on a recent Howietrip to massage his nutty supporters on what is to come for their hilarious party composed of psychos:
Dean works to energize state's Democratic Party
Yup, Howie...it's time. But it is time instead for your rotten party and its rotten supporters to get lost.
But, alas, Howie cannot hold his diapers before he utters more illogical hatred of his opponents:
Downies and moral values? Widespread abortion? Gays adopting and teaching children about their demented lives? Making sure religion is stripped from everyone's lives? These are values, but they are not mainstream, Howie - they are warped.
Imagine for a moment if John Kerry or Hillary Clinton were President of the United States, and Howard Dean, as chairman of the Downtrodden National Committee, were visiting the White House and conferring on national policy. A nightmare, you say. Of course - but Nutty Howie thinks that the time is ripe for such an occurrence - despite the fact that the earliest he could do this is 2009.
But facts never stop whackos like Howie. They just plow on with this program of massive bullcrap and the media trumpets their farcical baloney.
Like this piece on a recent Howietrip to massage his nutty supporters on what is to come for their hilarious party composed of psychos:
Dean works to energize state's Democratic Party
Former presidential candidate Howard Dean returned to New Hampshire Wednesday in his latest role as Democratic National Committee chairman.
His message: It's time for Democrats to return to the White House.
Yup, Howie...it's time. But it is time instead for your rotten party and its rotten supporters to get lost.
But, alas, Howie cannot hold his diapers before he utters more illogical hatred of his opponents:
Pundits across the nation have said the last election was won on moral values, but Dean said it is the Democratic Party which stands on morality, not Republicans. He said Democrats stand for fiscal restraint, health insurance for all, election reform and better defense and energy policies.
Dean also couldn't let the event go without a direct shot at the president.
"President Bush's numbers are the lowest of his term and he deserves that," Dean said to applause. "We need to buy back our government from the corporations that have paid George Bush to run it."
He also said Republicans in this area are easier to deal with than most.
"New England Republicans are different than most. They are more reasonable and thoughtful," Dean said. "You don't get as many right-wing wackos."
Downies and moral values? Widespread abortion? Gays adopting and teaching children about their demented lives? Making sure religion is stripped from everyone's lives? These are values, but they are not mainstream, Howie - they are warped.
