Friday, June 17, 2005
Palestinian Lunacy Continues: Now Israelis are Poisoning Their Drinks
Everyone has known since 1948 that Palestinians are not only the scum of the Middle East, but of the world generally. Their use of terrorism, of the basest methods to achieve their aims of destroying Israel and making the world into a horrible place are well-known, but less known is their ridiculous use of mind-bendingly stupid and inane stories to do the same thing. Think this is a joke? Palestinians have alleged that Israel is using mind rays to destroy Palestinians. So, this story, from China's Xinhua News Service, is to be taken for one thing and one thing only: a good laugh.
Israel accused of selling carcinogenic juice to Palestinians
All of which brings to mind the following potential conversation:
Mahmood: I feel sick, my honey.
Latifya: What it is it, my darling? Something you ate?
Mahmood: No. I had an Israeli drink with my lunch of fried goat inards, and now I am sick. I don't think it was the goat.
Latifya: I told you not to drink those Israeli drinks! They are laced with poison!
Mahmood: You are right, wife. I always knew Israeli products were laced with poison to kill us brave Palestinians fighting Israeli oppression. This is the end!
Latifya: Lay down, my darling, and rest from your poison-laced Israeli drink.
Mahmood: I cannot. I have to go build a suicide belt so little Mohammad can blow himself up on an Israeli bus and kill devil Jews.
This little Palestinian skit has been brought to you by the number 3, which is the combined IQ of the entire Palestinian people, and the word "goatfucking," the national sport of the Palestinian people.
Everyone has known since 1948 that Palestinians are not only the scum of the Middle East, but of the world generally. Their use of terrorism, of the basest methods to achieve their aims of destroying Israel and making the world into a horrible place are well-known, but less known is their ridiculous use of mind-bendingly stupid and inane stories to do the same thing. Think this is a joke? Palestinians have alleged that Israel is using mind rays to destroy Palestinians. So, this story, from China's Xinhua News Service, is to be taken for one thing and one thing only: a good laugh.
Israel accused of selling carcinogenic juice to Palestinians
RAMALLAH, June 13 (Xinhuanet) -- Palestinian chief of Environment Authority Yousef Abu Safeya accused Israel Monday of glutting the Palestinian markets with carcinogenic canned juice.
"Such kind of drinks are specifically produced for the Palestinian consumers in the Gaza Strip." Abu Safeya told a weekly session of the Palestinian Legislative Council (PLC).
He pointed out that the Palestinian security services had recently seized a number of shipments, including canned juice containing a carcinogenic substance.
He added that the Egyptian authorities impounded two Israeli trucks carrying child toys polluted with carcinogenic and radioactive substances at the Rafah commercial crossing on the
borders with Israel in March.
Abu Safeya also criticized the Palestinian judiciary department for allowing the import of second-hand Israeli commodities, including computer sets and other electric appliance.
All of which brings to mind the following potential conversation:
Mahmood: I feel sick, my honey.
Latifya: What it is it, my darling? Something you ate?
Mahmood: No. I had an Israeli drink with my lunch of fried goat inards, and now I am sick. I don't think it was the goat.
Latifya: I told you not to drink those Israeli drinks! They are laced with poison!
Mahmood: You are right, wife. I always knew Israeli products were laced with poison to kill us brave Palestinians fighting Israeli oppression. This is the end!
Latifya: Lay down, my darling, and rest from your poison-laced Israeli drink.
Mahmood: I cannot. I have to go build a suicide belt so little Mohammad can blow himself up on an Israeli bus and kill devil Jews.
This little Palestinian skit has been brought to you by the number 3, which is the combined IQ of the entire Palestinian people, and the word "goatfucking," the national sport of the Palestinian people.
