Tuesday, June 14, 2005
AND NOW, SOME MORE OF: THIS DAY IN DOWNTRODDEN PARTY HISTORY!
November 14, 2000: Vice President Al Gore phones several of his allies in South Florida, and tells them to manufacture 1,000 votes so he can win the state and be the next President. When he calls Bill Clinton for help, however, Clinton hangs up on him. In more metrosexual news, Attorney General Janet Reno contemplates surgery which will make her either a full man or a full woman once and for all. Bill Clinton considers pardoning Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, but only if their two Socialist sons donate a large chunk of money to Clinton's Presidential library and whore house in Little Rock, Arkansas. Hillary Clinton, fresh from being elected to the US Senate from New York, asks for directions to the Empire State Building in New York City, where she is holding a 2008 presidential nomination gala.
Please stay tuned for our next installment of: THIS DATE IN DOWNTRODDEN PARTY HISTORY!
The Rosenbergs...Would Clinton Pardon Them for a Huge Sack of Dough?
