Saturday, May 14, 2005
Death Pleads Guilty...But What Sentence Could He Get?
This is not a made-up story - some schmuck named Death (and Death, Junior, if you can believe it) plead guilty to stealing money from...wait, here's the punchline...a cemetery no less.
His sentence? (Please don't laugh!) I say death is too good for him!
Death Pleads Guilty To Cheating Cemetery
That was a deadly story. Yikes!
This is not a made-up story - some schmuck named Death (and Death, Junior, if you can believe it) plead guilty to stealing money from...wait, here's the punchline...a cemetery no less.
His sentence? (Please don't laugh!) I say death is too good for him!
Death Pleads Guilty To Cheating Cemetery
MINEOLA, Long Island A cemetery was cheated by Death.
Donald Death Junior, of Locust Valley, Long Island pleaded guilty to attempted grand larceny for stealing more than 293-thousand dollars from the Locust Valley Cemetery Association, which he has since repaid in full.
That was a deadly story. Yikes!
