Saturday, April 30, 2005
Ungrateful Fucking Euro-Peons on Parade
The Euro-peons spend most of their time either being smelly assholes or hating America - sometimes they do both at the same time. And, boy, do they do both rather well.
These ungrateful scumbags forget the tens of thousands of American men and women, some not older than 20, who went over to Europe during two world wars (started by Euro-peons who then called on us twice to help them) and gave their lives to save these people. The graves in American cemeteries are sheer testimony to this.
So when we hear Euro-peons do things like this, we get a tight feeling in our guts:
Belgian Doctors Bill U.S. for Treating Iraqi Girl
Here is what I would recommend to the US Embassy in Brussels: Send these people a lovely note, which should read:
DEAR IDIOTS:
AS SOON AS YOU PAY US BACK FOR SAVING YOU FROM ADOLF HITLER, WE WILL PAY THIS BILL. AS SOON AS YOU PAY BACK THE BILLIONS WE LOANED YOU IN THE MARSHALL PLAN SO YOU COULD BE FREE OF POVERTY, DISEASE, AND STARVATION, WE WILL PAY THIS BILL.
UNTIL THEN, ALL THE AMERICANS WHO GAVE THEIR LIVES TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE FREE FROM NAZIS HAVE ASKED US TO TELL YOU TO SHOVE THE BILL UP YOUR ASSES.
YOURS,
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
The Euro-peons spend most of their time either being smelly assholes or hating America - sometimes they do both at the same time. And, boy, do they do both rather well.
These ungrateful scumbags forget the tens of thousands of American men and women, some not older than 20, who went over to Europe during two world wars (started by Euro-peons who then called on us twice to help them) and gave their lives to save these people. The graves in American cemeteries are sheer testimony to this.
So when we hear Euro-peons do things like this, we get a tight feeling in our guts:
Belgian Doctors Bill U.S. for Treating Iraqi Girl
Belgian doctors sent an Iraqi girl home on Thursday after treating her for leg wounds caused by a bomb during the U.S. invasion -- and sent the 51,570 euro ($66,650) bill to the U.S. embassy.
"We haven't heard from them yet," said Bert De Belder, coordinator of the humanitarian agency Medical Aid for Third World which brought the girl to Belgium.
"I'm curious to know their reaction," he told Reuters. "We're giving them 10 days to respond ... I don't think they will pay it."
Here is what I would recommend to the US Embassy in Brussels: Send these people a lovely note, which should read:
DEAR IDIOTS:
AS SOON AS YOU PAY US BACK FOR SAVING YOU FROM ADOLF HITLER, WE WILL PAY THIS BILL. AS SOON AS YOU PAY BACK THE BILLIONS WE LOANED YOU IN THE MARSHALL PLAN SO YOU COULD BE FREE OF POVERTY, DISEASE, AND STARVATION, WE WILL PAY THIS BILL.
UNTIL THEN, ALL THE AMERICANS WHO GAVE THEIR LIVES TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE FREE FROM NAZIS HAVE ASKED US TO TELL YOU TO SHOVE THE BILL UP YOUR ASSES.
YOURS,
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
