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Thursday, April 14, 2005

Joobo Joke of the Day (Not)

This is a true story - not some shit from The Onion or John Kerry's website:

Man found dead in cemetery

I bet officials there in Michigan find more dead people in that cemetery. And I bet they launch an investigation into how that happened!

Those smart Michiganiers! Or Michigunners! Oh, whatever.

# posted by Simon Lazarus : 2:50 PM

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Name: Simon Lazarus

Location: Miami, Florida, United States

This is Simon Lazarus, American patriot, speaking. I hate liberals. No, I really hate them. They are turning this country - and this world - into a pile of shit! There is not a terrorist they do not sympathize with, there is not a perverted cause they do not fight for, there is no tax they will not push for, there is not a rude comment they will hesitate to make without thinking twice about its impact or the rank hypocrisy behind it. And the media, larded down with liberals, gives them a platform for their sick views! Enough of liberals! They are ruining America for the rest of us! They sicken me, every one of them.

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The Downtrodden Party: The true name of the Democrat Party, filled with nuts, fruits, lunatics, psychos, and Howard Dean. Simple dreck.

Blackjob: A black whackjob. For example, "Calypso Louis" Farrakhan, Jesse Jackass, etc.

Climate Nazi: Someone who believes that global warming is the end all, be all of human existence, and that they will tax the shit out of everyone to pay for destroying the world's economies to lower the earth's temperature 2 degrees Fahrenheit.

The Triad of Journalistic Evil: Simply put, the BBC in the United Kingdom, CNN in the United States (with MSNBC on the cusp of replacing them), and Al Jazeera in the Arab world. These are three networks - television only - that regularly air an anti-American, anti-George W. Bush, and anti-Israel mindset. The New York Times is not included in this list because they are a print rag. The Times is in a league of its own for its disgusting liberal bias.

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