Monday, March 21, 2005
UN Chief Crook Kofi Annan Announces “Sweeping Reforms” for the Disgraced World Body
Disunited Nations Chief Thief Kofi “That Bundle in My Pocket is Oil for Food Money” Annan announced today that he would call on the world body to reform itself through a series of measures meant to broaden the UN’s appeal and to make it run a helluva lot better than it has since it was founded.
To this end, here are just a few of the wonderful and fascinating reforms that Annan plans onfoisting delivering to the UN General Assembly and Security Council:
A new “Human Rights Council” will be formed to oversee human rights in the world. Although the UN has been criticized for placing such upstanding countries as Libya and Cuba on the old human rights committee, now it will place such countries as the Sudan and Iran on the panel, just so some new faces can be seen.
Making sure Iran gets a nuclear weapon before Evil Israel stops them, the Jew bastards.
Elevating France to controlling the entire Security Council. This way, Jacques Chirac definitely can have the final say over American foreign policy.
Outlawing Israel. They don’t matter anyway.
Condemning democracy in Iraq. That shit needs to be stopped soon, or something good could happen there.
Giving full immunity to the Secretary General and any of his thieving relations caught stealing, pilfering, or taking things (including money) not belonging to them.
Oh, and Mr. Kofi wants a nice new limo. Stretch. With leather seats. Not like that 5 year old piece of shit he currently is forced to ride around in.
Kofi Annan: Making the United Nations a more worthless place than it already is.
Disunited Nations Chief Thief Kofi “That Bundle in My Pocket is Oil for Food Money” Annan announced today that he would call on the world body to reform itself through a series of measures meant to broaden the UN’s appeal and to make it run a helluva lot better than it has since it was founded.
To this end, here are just a few of the wonderful and fascinating reforms that Annan plans on
A new “Human Rights Council” will be formed to oversee human rights in the world. Although the UN has been criticized for placing such upstanding countries as Libya and Cuba on the old human rights committee, now it will place such countries as the Sudan and Iran on the panel, just so some new faces can be seen. Making sure Iran gets a nuclear weapon before Evil Israel stops them, the Jew bastards. Elevating France to controlling the entire Security Council. This way, Jacques Chirac definitely can have the final say over American foreign policy. Outlawing Israel. They don’t matter anyway. Condemning democracy in Iraq. That shit needs to be stopped soon, or something good could happen there. Giving full immunity to the Secretary General and any of his thieving relations caught stealing, pilfering, or taking things (including money) not belonging to them. Oh, and Mr. Kofi wants a nice new limo. Stretch. With leather seats. Not like that 5 year old piece of shit he currently is forced to ride around in.Kofi Annan: Making the United Nations a more worthless place than it already is.
