Thursday, March 10, 2005
John Kerry: Tanned, Rested and Ready to Get His Ass Handed to Him Again in 2008
John Kerry, famed in song and story for his absolutely hilarious campaign to be President of these United States, is holding his powder dry in one of his wife's Depends Undergarments© with the millions of dollars he stole from his first wife and his current nag, and is "gaining momentum" for the 2008 election, which he believes he will win easily - mainly because he won't be running against George W. Bush again:
Kerry fortifies war chest, keeps momentum for 2008
Wow - Kerry is trying to stay relevant. But that may hard to do for a man who has a longer face than a mule and is duller than a 2 year old cadaver.
But maybe the Downtroddens can have Sadsack Kerry in the front ranks trying to drum up support. It can only help Republicans if the public is reminded of this creep every day.
John Kerry, famed in song and story for his absolutely hilarious campaign to be President of these United States, is holding his powder dry in one of his wife's Depends Undergarments© with the millions of dollars he stole from his first wife and his current nag, and is "gaining momentum" for the 2008 election, which he believes he will win easily - mainly because he won't be running against George W. Bush again:
Kerry fortifies war chest, keeps momentum for 2008
WASHINGTON - It was an intimate political gathering: Sen. John F. Kerry playing host to about 100 of his richest friends.
Kerry huddled with his top fund-raisers Monday night in his Georgetown mansion, preparing a massive money push aimed at keeping the defeated presidential nominee's ambitions alive.
"He wants to keep his team together," said one member of Kerry's national finance team. "He's looking ahead. He will be a strong voice in the party."
Strategists say Kerry will use his new political action committee, Keeping America's Promise, to promote his agenda, help party causes and keep his army of 2.7 million supporters together.
"It's something that has never been done before - in terms of a nominee coming back,'' said a Kerry source. "We're trying to stay relevant."
Wow - Kerry is trying to stay relevant. But that may hard to do for a man who has a longer face than a mule and is duller than a 2 year old cadaver.
But maybe the Downtroddens can have Sadsack Kerry in the front ranks trying to drum up support. It can only help Republicans if the public is reminded of this creep every day.
