Friday, February 18, 2005
Well, good old Joobo has an exclusive...a Downtrodden Party leader with impeccable national security credentials and a lack of scandal in his background - compared with the rest of his party - has stepped forward to say that he will run for the Downie's Presidential nomination in 2008.
Who is this politician? Is he a liberal? A moderate? How does he feel about taxes, abortion, the war in Iraq?
Well, your friend and newsman Joobo has discovered just whom this politician is who will try to lead the Downies to victory in 2008: