Friday, January 28, 2005
Planned Abortionhood: We Need a New Leader!
Planned Abortionhood Wants a New Head
Want a job planning how to exterminate children? Well, have we got a post for you! Gloria Feldt, aka "Hitler on Wheels," recently announced her resignation as head of the Planned Abortionhood and Child Killers Organization of America. Currently, Planned Abortionhood is looking for a newbitch candidate to succeed Feldt, who is going on to serve as the warden of Auschwitz as soon as the new crematorium museum opens up there.
If you are interested in a high-paying job where you can advocate the mass murder of millions of innocent children, please apply here. We will be glad to evaluate your qualifications, but only if you have a nice smile and the resume of, say, Ted Bundy or Charles Manson. We would consider them for this open position, but Bundy is dead and Charlie is imprisoned, where Planned Abortionhood's staff should be.
Thanks for listening!
Planned Abortionhood Wants a New Head
Want a job planning how to exterminate children? Well, have we got a post for you! Gloria Feldt, aka "Hitler on Wheels," recently announced her resignation as head of the Planned Abortionhood and Child Killers Organization of America. Currently, Planned Abortionhood is looking for a new
If you are interested in a high-paying job where you can advocate the mass murder of millions of innocent children, please apply here. We will be glad to evaluate your qualifications, but only if you have a nice smile and the resume of, say, Ted Bundy or Charles Manson. We would consider them for this open position, but Bundy is dead and Charlie is imprisoned, where Planned Abortionhood's staff should be.
Thanks for listening!
