Monday, January 31, 2005
Euro-Weenie Fighter Aircraft Doesn't Work
Storm brewing over glitches in Typhoon
Uh-oh. Seems like the new Eurofighter, aka The "Typhoon," doesn't work quite right...and it probably doesn't even fly. That's right - the same bunch of dunderheads (led by the Germans, the co-dunderheads with the French) who a few weeks ago unleashed the so-called "new aircraft" known as the Airbus A380, which can allegedly sit 800 people, is building a fighter aircraft which is, to put it nicely, a huge piece of crap.
And remember that it is the Democrats, those swollen mounds of donkey shit, who want us to either turn over our foreign policy to these idjits, or have us "share the burden" of trying to bring peace and freedom to the world.
These dickheads can't even build an airplane, and Teddy "Tubalard" Kennedy wants us to make nice with them? Have French troops side-by-side with American soldiers?
I still think Ted Kennedy drowned in Chappaquiddick and the people of Massachusetts have been sending a bloated cadaver to the US Senator since 1962. Hell, if the Bay Staters can elect Mike Dukakis as Governor and John Kerry as a US Senator, they can certainly elect a cadaver to some office.
Storm brewing over glitches in Typhoon
Uh-oh. Seems like the new Eurofighter, aka The "Typhoon," doesn't work quite right...and it probably doesn't even fly. That's right - the same bunch of dunderheads (led by the Germans, the co-dunderheads with the French) who a few weeks ago unleashed the so-called "new aircraft" known as the Airbus A380, which can allegedly sit 800 people, is building a fighter aircraft which is, to put it nicely, a huge piece of crap.
The seriously delayed and massively over budget Eurofighter Typhoon is so unreliable it is barely airborne, according to the German government, which has just taken delivery of a squadron of the £60m planes.
The new fighter-bomber, being jointly built by the UK, Germany, Spain and Italy, also lacks some of the most basic systems to protect it over the modern battlefield and has been plagued with technical problems.
A report prepared for the defence committee of the German parliament said that the eight aircraft bought for the air force spent an average of just one hour a week in the air because components had to be replaced so frequently.
And remember that it is the Democrats, those swollen mounds of donkey shit, who want us to either turn over our foreign policy to these idjits, or have us "share the burden" of trying to bring peace and freedom to the world.
These dickheads can't even build an airplane, and Teddy "Tubalard" Kennedy wants us to make nice with them? Have French troops side-by-side with American soldiers?
I still think Ted Kennedy drowned in Chappaquiddick and the people of Massachusetts have been sending a bloated cadaver to the US Senator since 1962. Hell, if the Bay Staters can elect Mike Dukakis as Governor and John Kerry as a US Senator, they can certainly elect a cadaver to some office.
